Coronavirus SZN Forever

[AlioTheFool]

Dope

Sick

https://twitter.com/youarelobbylud/status/1610617921692131334?s=46&t=xoUHvzljyFVB4-4VY4-Awg

Fun thread

I've been following People's CDC for months. They've taken off for the holidays, but they publish a weekly "Weather Report" that shows the actual spread, rather than all the bullshit from the government and the lack of news coming from media.

https://peoplescdc.org/

[bojanglesman]

So I was at Mt. Sinai on Friday (don't worry, nothing interesting) and they did a rapid COVID antibody test and a PCR test. The antibody test came back negative within a day, but today they contacted me because my PCR test came back positive.

I've got zero symptoms, but my job said I can telework for the rest of the week.

Hope your test stays permapositive so you can work from home forever.

[Johnny English]

LOL, Badger at 55 with his feet up on the porch of his home in the upstate countryside still sending in his weekly test to prove that he still has the rona and has to telework.

[bojanglesman]

LOL, Badger at 55 with his feet up on the porch of his home in the upstate countryside still sending in his weekly test to prove that he still has the rona and has to telework.

"This dude still has omicron, even though we are on zeta-69 now."

[Badger]

Happy anniversary

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1612487003836235777?s=19

[Badger]

I don't think I actually have or had COVID. Every single at home test since Monday has come out negative including a followup PCR I took yesterday. Must have been a false positive.

[Johnny English]

I don't think I actually have or had COVID. Every single at home test since Monday has come out negative including a followup PCR I took yesterday. Must have been a false positive.

Maybe you've just invented a new undetectable variant.

[Badger]

Maybe you've just invented a new undetectable variant.

The Omega-Badger variant that causes no symptoms, results in zero antibodies, and can only be detected for 1 day.

[Johnny English]

The Omega-Badger variant that causes no symptoms, results in zero antibodies, and can only be detected for 1 day.

Badger cured covid confirmed.

[CatoTheElder]

Badger cured covid confirmed.

Everyone lick his eyeballs!

[dcm1602]

Have you been doing the nasal or oral swabs?

I believe the Chinese anal swabs are more accurate

[Badger]

Have you been doing the nasal or oral swabs?

I believe the Chinese anal swabs are more accurate

The professional PCR tests and the at home tests were all nasal.

The antibody test that was done the same day I got the first PCR I assume was done with the blood sample they took.

[Johnny English]

The professional PCR tests and the at home tests were all nasal.

The antibody test that was done the same day I got the first PCR I assume was done with the blood sample they took.

Better telework for another week just to be on the safe side.

[Badger]

Better telework for another week just to be on the safe side.

I already am as they gave me the rest of this week, Monday we're closed, and Tue/Wed are my scheduled telework days. So I don't go back in until next Thursday.

[Johnny English]

Monday we're closed

The freak is this? You're a public facing government department, not a bougie nightclub.