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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4905 on: January 07, 2022, 06:04:18 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 06, 2022, 06:49:07 PM
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1479190500494163975?s=21
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Soreness and tiredness after a hard day's work? That bloke looks like he'd feel soreness and tiredness trying to lever his fat derriere out of his chair.
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FROG-  Fully Rely on Gravy

BTW he lives in the city I work.  These idiots are everywhere.
I am weeping for all the unposted work boots memes he'll never get to share with us.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4906 on: January 07, 2022, 06:06:27 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 06, 2022, 11:27:22 PM
https://twitter.com/lustforjewls/status/1478936895572828164?s=21
This *feels* fake but everything is so stupid right now I don't have enough confidence to call it out.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4907 on: January 07, 2022, 07:14:02 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 07, 2022, 06:06:27 AM
This *feels* fake but everything is so stupid right now I don't have enough confidence to call it out.

Fake.....well I think it is.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4908 on: January 07, 2022, 08:34:30 AM »
Person I share an office with has a son with Covid.  The walls are closing in on me.  Time to quadruple mask (including one on my junk), double face shield while non-stop spraying Hawaiian Febreze and Lysol at everyone that gets near me.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4909 on: January 07, 2022, 08:49:36 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 07, 2022, 08:34:30 AM
Person I share an office with has a son with Covid.  The walls are closing in on me.  Time to quadruple mask (including one on my junk), double face shield while non-stop spraying Hawaiian Febreze and Lysol at everyone that gets near me.
Don't forget the medical grade buttplug.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4910 on: January 07, 2022, 08:57:40 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 07, 2022, 08:34:30 AM
Person I share an office with has a son with Covid.  The walls are closing in on me.  Time to quadruple mask (including one on my junk), double face shield while non-stop spraying Hawaiian Febreze and Lysol at everyone that gets near me.

if your farts don't eliminate covid then i'm Miles Davis
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4911 on: January 07, 2022, 08:58:31 AM »
End of day today, our office just closed down for the remainder of the month, at least.  We also had 41 of 95 call out today.

We only have 15-20 people in a 200 person office most days, so I'm assuming someone was a close contact or has it and they haven't told us yet. 

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4912 on: January 07, 2022, 09:30:07 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on January 07, 2022, 08:57:40 AM
if your farts don't eliminate covid then i'm Miles Davis

Sweet.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4913 on: January 07, 2022, 12:41:16 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4914 on: January 07, 2022, 12:57:50 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4917 on: January 07, 2022, 07:08:00 PM »
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there was an anime i watched in the past with what i felt to be a very creepy character that 'enjoyed' studying people because they were 'strange', and who'd use their irrationalities against them to make them do dumb or dangerous things because they were bored and it was fun for them

this was about 10 years ago. it's crazy to think that a person like that in real life today would either revel in all of the dumb behavior we as a society have displayed these last few years, or that that person/group of people could very well be behind all of the dumbass excrement being peddled by our resident tards on social media
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4918 on: January 08, 2022, 05:02:08 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
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