Coronavirus SZN Forever

[Badger]

But i was told Covid was JUST the flu.

That sounds terrible.

[MBGreen]

That sounds terrible.

scary excrement

[CatoTheElder]

scary excrement

Hype is horrifying.

[Johnny English]

As a covid survivor, I'm well placed to tell you whether or not it's like the flu. Well, I would be if I'd ever had the flu. Which to my knowledge I haven't.

[bojanglesman]

As a covid survivor, I'm well placed to tell you whether or not it's like the flu. Well, I would be if I'd ever had the flu. Which to my knowledge I haven't.

So it's worse than the flu?  Bah gawd.....

[dcm1602]

As a covid survivor, I'm well placed to tell you whether or not it's like the flu. Well, I would be if I'd ever had the flu. Which to my knowledge I haven't.

So you got the covid vaccine and you got covid.

But you never got a flu shot and never got the flu.

It's pretty clear that vaccines don't work

[Johnny English]

So you got the covid vaccine and you got covid.

But you never got a flu shot and never got the flu.

It's pretty clear that vaccines don't work

Technically I got covid and then I got the vaccine. I have never had the flu or the flu shot. The logical conclusion to draw from this is that my immune system can effectively fight off the flu without me noticing but not covid (although my symptoms were pretty mild), and therefore we can categorically establish that covid is in fact worse than the flu.

[bojanglesman]

Technically I got covid and then I got the vaccine. I have never had the flu or the flu shot. The logical conclusion to draw from this is that my immune system can effectively fight off the flu without me noticing but not covid (although my symptoms were pretty mild), and therefore we can categorically establish that covid is in fact worse than the flu.

JE takes heartworm prevention: confirmed.

[Johnny English]

JE takes heartworm prevention: confirmed.

Also don't have heartworms, so is it really wrong?

[MBGreen]

Also don't have heartworms, so is it really wrong?

Bo has fartworms

[bojanglesman]

Also don't have heartworms, so is it really wrong?

You don't know.  There's a few cases of humas getting heartworms out there.

[bojanglesman]

Bo has fartworms

Pretty lethal infection that would be fatal to any other mere mortal.  My derriere lives.

[Johnny English]

You don't know.  There's a few cases of humas getting heartworms out there.

Yeah but I'll bet none of them had taken heartworm meds, had they?

It's unassailable logic, Bo. Don't be coming at me with your medical training and qualifications and excrement. I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH.

[dcm1602]

Bo has fartworms

This made me think of pinworms and its a terrible terrible thought

[Badger]

"Somebody sent me a thing this morning where they were talking about putting the vaccine into salad dressing!" -General Michael Flynn