Coronavirus SZN Forever

[bojanglesman]

https://www.theonion.com/toddler-cites-freedom-of-choice-in-refusal-to-use-potty-1847466497

CHESANING, MI—Noting that it was her right as an American citizen to decide when and where she would urinate and defecate, 3-year-old Madison Ackrite told reporters Wednesday that she was simply exercising her constitutionally guaranteed freedom of choice when she refused to use the potty. “My decision to pee-pee and poo-poo in the place of my choosing is a private health decision,” said Ackrite, noting that there was still a lot she didn’t know about the potty, and until she had done enough research to satisfy her concerns, she would continue to relieve herself in her pull-up diapers, as was her right in accordance with the rule of law. “Unlike a lot of the kids in my daycare, I am not a sheep. If you want to use the potty, that is your personal choice, and no one is stopping you. All I ask is that you respect my decision, which is based on my personal belief that I hate going to the potty. I hate it, hate it, hate it!” At press time, Ackrite refused to answer whether or not she had emptied her bowels on the living room floor, arguing that her refusal to divulge such information was protected by the courts.

[dcm1602]

I had a dress code my entire life growing up until college, and in college, I had to get a meningitis vaccine I never had as a kid. Wasn't that big of a a deal.

I also don't see how anyone can talk concretely about the long-term effects of children wearing masks in school. Sounds like fear-mongering to me to think that a kid wearing a mask is somehow going to stunt his development. Nobody can possibly know this yet.

I doubt there's any significant long term effects to wearing masks (definitely more acne for sure)

But I imagine there's some Asian countries where you're capable of getting long term data on the excrement

[Badger]

Can't wait until its the official position that school board meetings be closed doors and without community involvement. That's a great look.

Delayed reply but too good not to post

https://twitter.com/HoratioSkald/status/1426680671204954114?s=19

[MBGreen]

My plastic vaccine passport card finally arrived in the mail.

#CloakOfInvicibility

[dcm1602]

The university I'm attending is kicking out all students who aren't vaccinated. Which I'm all for anything that'll freak anyvaxxers

Though like any other public institution it means dealing with the gross incompetence of them who keep sending out emails that people will be disenrolled despite getting the freaking vaccination within the university health system

[Badger]

excrement's fucked

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1427262576610709504?s=19

[Johnny English]

excrement's fucked

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1427262576610709504?s=19

Why do you hate freedom and begrudge people their rights?

[CatoTheElder]

Greg Abbot tests positive for COVID-19

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/texas-gov-greg-abbott-who-opposes-vaccine-and-mask-mandates-tests-positive-for-covid-19-211349823.html

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1427757340955136007?s=21

What a giant piece of hypocritical excrement

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/evanasmith/status/1427748691704754177?s=21

[mj2sexay]

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1427757340955136007?s=21

What a giant piece of hypocritical excrement

Lol how is this hypocritical?

He made his own personal choice, he's not using his office to mandate everyone follows suit.

You want to see hypocritical? Ok;

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mandating-covid-vaccines-for-white-house

I love how people are dunking on Abbot for contracting a virus as if he didn't make every personal choice the people who are dunking on him wanted him to make re: vaccines, distancing etc.

[delavan]

Lol how is this hypocritical?

He made his own personal choice, he's not using his office to mandate everyone follows suit.

You want to see hypocritical? Ok;

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mandating-covid-vaccines-for-white-house

I love how people are dunking on Abbot for contracting a virus as if he didn't make every personal choice the people who are dunking on him wanted him to make re: vaccines, distancing etc.

If not hypocritical, then ironic and rich irony at that.

Abbot (and every anti-vaxxer/covid's a hoax nut) can 'make their own choice' provided it does not potentially impact others.  If they choose to live amongst and expose themselves to society, there's a social contract that should be adhered to - put your own life on the hook and go live in your own private Idaho for all I care. 

[mj2sexay]

If not hypocritical, then ironic and rich irony at that.

Abbot (and every anti-vaxxer/covid's a hoax nut) can 'make their own choice' provided it does not potentially impact others.  If they choose to live amongst and expose themselves to society, there's a social contract that should be adhered to - put your own life on the hook and go live in your own private Idaho for all I care.

But that's my point del. He was vaccinated to the point that apparently he already received a booster. He individually made the choice you want him to make.

Soooo I don't get the dunking.

[bojanglesman]

But that's my point del. He was vaccinated to the point that apparently he already received a booster. He individually made the choice you want him to make.

Soooo I don't get the dunking.

I'm thinking more simply.  He isn't helping slow the pandemic with all the muh freedom excrement and he got it. It doesn't matter anyway, he is asymptomatic.  Not like he's ready to be intubated.  On the "in your face muthafucka" scale, this is a 1, maybe 2 out of 10.

[SixFeetDeep]

Lol how is this hypocritical?

He made his own personal choice, he's not using his office to mandate everyone follows suit.

You want to see hypocritical? Ok;

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mandating-covid-vaccines-for-white-house

I love how people are dunking on Abbot for contracting a virus as if he didn't make every personal choice the people who are dunking on him wanted him to make re: vaccines, distancing etc.

Umm he has an executive order saying that Texas schools can’t mandate masks so he’s doing the exact opposite of what you said here

And kids can’t get vaccinated, get a booster shot, or receive the same level of medical care that he does, so yeah freak that guy 100%