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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3390 on: December 31, 2020, 07:35:26 AM »
It wasn't the bullet that killed jfk, just the loss of blood exacerbated by it.

He wasn't asssinated he died of hypovolemia and just happened to have a bullet in him

Except in this case COVID-19 would be the bullet that caused the cardiac issues.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3391 on: December 31, 2020, 07:46:05 AM »
Yo, d sw0rdz and dcm, just wanna say, y'all are heroes. Nothing less. Thank you for everything you're doing despite the dipshits.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3392 on: December 31, 2020, 08:32:54 AM »
Yo, d sw0rdz and dcm, just wanna say, y'all are heroes. Nothing less. Thank you for everything you're doing despite the dipshits.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3393 on: December 31, 2020, 08:38:04 AM »
God damn it does this mean we have to be nice to dcm now?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3394 on: December 31, 2020, 10:19:17 AM »
Thank you d sw0rdz and dcm (having seen you med heroes from the other side of the fence).  Sincere admiration & gratitude.



So it was hemorrhoids with AIDS, not from AIDS?


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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3395 on: December 31, 2020, 10:37:36 AM »
AIDS has been diagnosed with Puck.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3396 on: December 31, 2020, 12:14:51 PM »
AIDS has been diagnosed with Puck.
Thought and prayers for AIDS at this difficult time

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3397 on: December 31, 2020, 12:30:27 PM »
Thought and prayers for AIDS at this difficult time
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3398 on: December 31, 2020, 01:30:18 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3399 on: December 31, 2020, 01:43:35 PM »
Damn, never thought I would be rooting for AIDS but that’s tough luck
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3400 on: December 31, 2020, 01:47:19 PM »
99.99% of those who experience Puck survive.

But the long-term effects should not be minimized.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3401 on: December 31, 2020, 01:51:53 PM »
99.99% of those who experience Puck survive.

But the long-term effects should not be minimized.
That's the most accurate statement in this thread.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3402 on: December 31, 2020, 02:06:36 PM »
99.99% of those who experience Puck survive.

But the long-term effects should not be minimized.
I was first exposed to Puck in 2010 and I still feel the urge to buy a bridge sometimes

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3403 on: December 31, 2020, 02:20:40 PM »
I was first exposed to Puck in 2010 and I still feel the urge to buy a bridge sometimes
I met Puck a year or so later.  I may have caught an AID.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3404 on: December 31, 2020, 02:49:58 PM »
In 2019 Puck visited Canada for the first time. In 2020 the border was closed. I think it's hard to write that off as a coincidence.
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