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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2385 on: June 28, 2020, 05:02:12 AM »
Its because you get to be a little uppity queynte and tell everyone you shop at Trader Joe's. There's nothing like an 8 dollar jar of peanut butter

Sometimes they have unique baked products (breads and excrement) but trader Joe's doesn't hold a candle to whole foods

...have you ever been to Trader Joe's?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2386 on: June 28, 2020, 06:04:04 AM »
...have you ever been to Trader Joe's?

Yeah its about 1/10th the size of a whole foods. And they get way more of their excrement shipped in, unlike whole foods who does all their own excrement on site.

I'm not a huge whole foods person but I think their bakery destroys all others. And their produce is pretty top notch. All their prepackaged bullshit is no different than everyone else's

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2387 on: June 28, 2020, 07:07:03 AM »
Whole foods is definitely much more mainstream. It's basically a fancier version of Wegmans

Though to be fair I don't go to trader Joe's or Whole Foods but I'd definitely take whole foods over trader Joe's anyday
WF is way more uppity than TJs.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2388 on: June 28, 2020, 07:29:47 AM »
WF is way more uppity than TJs.

That's only because trader Joe's is pretty shitty. Trader Joe's is more aimed at crazy hippies who do their own composting

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2389 on: June 28, 2020, 09:36:43 AM »
I’m a Publix guy myself
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2390 on: June 28, 2020, 10:18:35 AM »
the appeal with trader joe's is the variety and the quality of their product, all at very competitive and very reasonable prices. i have no idea what $8 bottles of peanut butter dcm is talking about.

i second the 'have you ever been to trader joe's?' query. and you have totally got the book reversed on TJ/WF. was not long ago that people shopped at whole foods despite their exorbitantly expensive prices, just so they could say they shop at whole foods.


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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2391 on: June 28, 2020, 10:28:36 AM »
WF is way more uppity than TJs.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2393 on: June 29, 2020, 09:45:51 PM »
dcm clearly knows nothing about grocery stores

but trader joes pales in comparison to wegmans, the happiest place on earth

it's the disneyland of grocers

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2394 on: June 29, 2020, 11:14:51 PM »
dcm clearly knows nothing about grocery stores

but trader joes pales in comparison to wegmans, the happiest place on earth

it's the disneyland of grocers

Gotta find me a Wegmans.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2397 on: June 30, 2020, 11:50:22 AM »
That guy came to our office last year.  What a massive prick. 

I don't understand where he's coming from. Did he have a Damascene conversion, or is he just dancing to the tune of whatever piper is paying him?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2398 on: June 30, 2020, 12:53:00 PM »
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BREAKING: Fauci says US heading to 100,000 cases/day unless big changes are made.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2399 on: June 30, 2020, 04:23:34 PM »
Yuge

They definitely said we'd be looking at 100k cases a day in June

We're doing an absolute excrement job, but the predictions all don't seen very accurate

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