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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2325 on: June 24, 2020, 07:08:37 PM »
"If this COVID thing gets too bad, is there some sort of....human bankruptcy procedure we could go through to get out of it?"

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2326 on: June 24, 2020, 08:07:50 PM »
Nukes might be the answer here.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2327 on: June 24, 2020, 08:36:01 PM »
Not sure if it's anectodal, but I noticed a level of hysteria at the grocery store tonight that I haven't seen since this thing started. Crazy people literally hoarding crap and tons of things with long shelf lifes being completely sold out again (ie pasta, cereal). Oddly enoguh plenty of bread this time around

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2328 on: June 24, 2020, 09:24:33 PM »
Not sure if it's anectodal, but I noticed a level of hysteria at the grocery store tonight that I haven't seen since this thing started. Crazy people literally hoarding crap and tons of things with long shelf lifes being completely sold out again (ie pasta, cereal). Oddly enoguh plenty of bread this time around

It hasn't started yet here but I made it a point to go grab some toilet paper on my lunch break today
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2330 on: June 25, 2020, 06:08:19 AM »
It hasn't started yet here but I made it a point to go grab some toilet paper on my lunch break today

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2331 on: June 25, 2020, 06:57:35 AM »
Time to stock up on Dude Wipes fellas
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2332 on: June 25, 2020, 10:44:37 AM »
Time to stock up on Dude Wipes fellas

  Dude you deserve better - and besides, eventually it'll pay for itself      eventually

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2333 on: June 25, 2020, 11:02:02 AM »
  Dude you deserve better - and besides, eventually it'll pay for itself      eventually

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2334 on: June 25, 2020, 11:29:04 AM »
A lot of cool spots are closing here.

The absolute best doughnut place is closing, but they are getting what they deserved. 

Apparently the owner told his employees not to wears masks anymore, so a lot of them quit and their service went down the drain.  People also boycotted the place because that's nasty. 

Their owner decided to open a new location in San Antonio ...last month... because he thought COVID was over with and that another location would "unburden" him from substantial debt he took on since the pandemic started. 

Can't imagine being this stupid. 
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2336 on: June 25, 2020, 11:46:09 AM »
A lot of cool spots are closing here.

The absolute best doughnut place is closing, but they are getting what they deserved. 

Apparently the owner told his employees not to wears masks anymore, so a lot of them quit and their service went down the drain.  People also boycotted the place because that's nasty. 

Their owner decided to open a new location in San Antonio ...last month... because he thought COVID was over with and that another location would "unburden" him from substantial debt he took on since the pandemic started. 

Can't imagine being this stupid.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2337 on: June 25, 2020, 11:50:17 AM »
But small business owners are the backbone of America




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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2338 on: June 25, 2020, 02:09:46 PM »
I'm thankful my employer did an about-face on the return-to-the-office stance. I was ready to quit and now we're instead in a holding pattern to see how things progress over the next few weeks as other places/businesses open up. It looks like we may be home at least all of July now.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2339 on: June 25, 2020, 02:28:25 PM »
I'm thankful my employer did an about-face on the return-to-the-office stance. I was ready to quit and now we're instead in a holding pattern to see how things progress over the next few weeks as other places/businesses open up. It looks like we may be home at least all of July now.

My wife was told they're working from home until October at the very least....and Winnipeg is considered the safest place virus-wise in North America outside of the Nunuvut (the North Pole).
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