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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2310 on: June 24, 2020, 12:33:39 PM »


Imagine this downtown, but at night, and on fire. 

Paid parking?  Let's up put a camp here so we can panhandle in front of the meter that only takes cards!
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2311 on: June 24, 2020, 12:36:13 PM »
Fun Bum Story:

We drove to the east side to get some tacos and we were stopped a red light. 

Across the street, I see a hobo crawl out of his makeshift tent like the Ice Cream Man from Legion...wearing nothing but whitey-tighties and a facemask (at least).

He stands up and starts walking towards us like It Follows. 

Decided to go right on red because freak that. 
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2312 on: June 24, 2020, 12:40:58 PM »
Fun Bum Story:

We drove to the east side to get some tacos and we were stopped a red light. 

Across the street, I see a hobo crawl out of his makeshift tent like the Ice Cream Man from Legion...wearing nothing but whitey-tighties and a facemask (at least).

He stands up and starts walking towards us like It Follows. 

Decided to go right on red because freak that.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2313 on: June 24, 2020, 12:46:51 PM »
I think Virginia has done a pretty good job slowly trying to re-open.  None of the crazy "open all the excrement" stuff from the governor.  I'm sure we will have an uptick in cases, but I don't think it will be fast and furious like Florida.  Northern Virginia is a bit different since it's DC essentially.  Might as well be a different state.

Hopefully continue taking it slow and keep the progress we make.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2317 on: June 24, 2020, 04:10:19 PM »

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2318 on: June 24, 2020, 04:10:31 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2319 on: June 24, 2020, 04:38:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1275889418402922498?s=09

Can't wait for those people to not realize nothing happens after they die
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2320 on: June 24, 2020, 04:45:47 PM »
Texas ICUs at 97% capicity, almost 8000 new cases in California today.

Starting to look like other states may end up like NY at its peak real soon

I'd imagine by the middle of July we're going to see a huge wave of states peeling back their reopening campaigns. Because we all know 4th of July people are going to be massive jerkoffs

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2321 on: June 24, 2020, 04:47:46 PM »
Texas ICUs at 97% capicity

That's in Houston, not the entire state. 

Still terrifying
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2322 on: June 24, 2020, 06:20:44 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2323 on: June 24, 2020, 06:42:36 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2324 on: June 24, 2020, 06:47:25 PM »
But wait! There’s more!

https://twitter.com/covid19tracking/status/1275917243063255040?s=21

Well, see, that's your problem. You're testing too much. If you just tested less you wouldn't have so many positives. D'uh.
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