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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2235 on: June 16, 2020, 07:33:44 PM »
I enjoy the season because I am a huge horror fan

Treat or Treaters and their parents can DIAF though
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2236 on: June 16, 2020, 08:48:41 PM »
To be fair to me, I have always freaking hated halloween. I didn't have to wait to get old for that. It's absolutely stupid on so many levels, and especially in the US. We're going to vote and make laws based upon our claimed Christian beliefs, but we're also going to celebrate a pagan festival by dressing up as demons. We're going to vote and make policy based upon our claimed beliefs in doing things for ourselves, but as soon as they can walk we're going to teach our children it's OK to go knock on strangers' doors and beg for or extort candy. We're going to claim it's all about the children, but we're going to get on Facebook groups and complain about kids from other areas, poorer areas, coming to our houses and trick or treating because we've got the good stuff.

WTAF? Halloween is absolute bullshit. I hate it and every year I either go to the pub or sit in the den and leave my wife to deal with it. Awful, hideous tradition that gets less pleasant every year. It can get fucked.

wow, i honestly had no idea that canada celebrated halloween

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2237 on: June 16, 2020, 10:23:47 PM »
  #Halloween?
If I don't get to dress up as Joe Exotic then what is even the point of living?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2238 on: June 17, 2020, 12:05:40 AM »
If I don't get to dress up as Joe Exotic then what is even the point of living?
I am looking forward to Sexy Carole Baskin costumes.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2239 on: June 17, 2020, 01:55:39 AM »
To be fair to me, I have always freaking hated halloween. I didn't have to wait to get old for that. It's absolutely stupid on so many levels, and especially in the US. We're going to vote and make laws based upon our claimed Christian beliefs, but we're also going to celebrate a pagan festival by dressing up as demons. We're going to vote and make policy based upon our claimed beliefs in doing things for ourselves, but as soon as they can walk we're going to teach our children it's OK to go knock on strangers' doors and beg for or extort candy. We're going to claim it's all about the children, but we're going to get on Facebook groups and complain about kids from other areas, poorer areas, coming to our houses and trick or treating because we've got the good stuff.

WTAF? Halloween is absolute bullshit. I hate it and every year I either go to the pub or sit in the den and leave my wife to deal with it. Awful, hideous tradition that gets less pleasant every year. It can get fucked.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2240 on: June 17, 2020, 06:08:02 AM »
Halloween in college when it was basically a competition between all the chicks to see who could out-slut everyone else... good times
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2241 on: June 17, 2020, 07:12:24 AM »
To be fair to me, I have always freaking hated halloween. I didn't have to wait to get old for that. It's absolutely stupid on so many levels, and especially in the US. We're going to vote and make laws based upon our claimed Christian beliefs, but we're also going to celebrate a pagan festival by dressing up as demons. We're going to vote and make policy based upon our claimed beliefs in doing things for ourselves, but as soon as they can walk we're going to teach our children it's OK to go knock on strangers' doors and beg for or extort candy. We're going to claim it's all about the children, but we're going to get on Facebook groups and complain about kids from other areas, poorer areas, coming to our houses and trick or treating because we've got the good stuff.

WTAF? Halloween is absolute bullshit. I hate it and every year I either go to the pub or sit in the den and leave my wife to deal with it. Awful, hideous tradition that gets less pleasant every year. It can get fucked.

This is better than the “freak you NYC” monologue in 25th Hour
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2242 on: June 17, 2020, 07:40:15 AM »
I enjoy the season because I am a huge horror fan

Treat or Treaters and their parents can DIAF though

i enjoy the horror genre too, and i love the fall season.  But Halloween in general stinks.  Free Candy? freak that...but i'm a little biased due to being Type 1 Diabetic.


SFD's point regarding broads trying to outslut each other at halloween parties holds water too....i'll concede that.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2243 on: June 17, 2020, 07:57:48 AM »
Trick or Treat?  Covid muthfucka.

  Screw the candy.    Am talkin' eggs, shaving cream and the whole 'ghost/haunted house' vibe muthfk - that's Halloween  ; )

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2244 on: June 17, 2020, 09:25:37 AM »
No sports on TV or in person, no gym, no softball/hockey, no drinking with friends. Just trapped in my house either working or doing chores.

This excrement sucks.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2245 on: June 17, 2020, 09:28:20 AM »
No sports on TV or in person, no gym, no softball/hockey, no drinking with friends. Just trapped in my house either working or doing chores.

This excrement sucks.

You know what makes it even worse?  A two new seasons of 90 Day Fiance just started. 

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2246 on: June 17, 2020, 09:28:55 AM »
No sports on TV or in person, no gym, no softball/hockey, no drinking with friends. Just trapped in my house either working or doing chores.

This excrement sucks.

Premier League restarts today.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2247 on: June 17, 2020, 09:29:14 AM »
You know what makes it even worse?  A two new seasons of 90 Day Fiance just started. 



THWRES ALREADY LIKE 4
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2248 on: June 17, 2020, 09:29:41 AM »
Premier League restarts today.

Like I said, no sports
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2249 on: June 17, 2020, 09:31:26 AM »
Premier League restarts today.

Napoli v. Juve at 3 for the Copa baby!

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