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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2145 on: June 05, 2020, 05:12:10 PM »
I have no desire to ride public transportation an hour each way to and from the office with random people, then queue up for the elevator bank to take a 35-floor ride with at least one other person who I probably don't even know and could be sick.

I have no desire to be in an enclosed office with any number of people who come into work possibly sick, whether unwittingly or because they fear for their jobs. With exactly zero windows that can be opened in the entire office.

I don't need the interaction. I miss a couple of people, but I'm quite alright without seeing them and only speaking to them on the phone once in a while. I have my wife and kids here with me, I do a weekly virtual happy hour on Wednesdays with some professional friends, and I keep in touch with family.

Personally, I like being healthy. I'll happily go back to the office when there's a reliable vaccine. Till then, if you want to return to the petri dish, have fun with that.
My job services about 400 members of the public per day, reopening is going to be butthole-clenching.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2146 on: June 05, 2020, 05:33:40 PM »
We're not much of a petri dish here in the Peg.....we reached 300 Covid cases today, in total (with only 7 deaths)
Arby's must be a major factor in covid transmission

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2147 on: June 05, 2020, 06:16:30 PM »
Arby's must be a major factor in covid transmission
Worth it
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2148 on: June 07, 2020, 11:18:53 AM »

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2149 on: June 07, 2020, 01:26:38 PM »
No surprise. DC entered Phase one two weeks ago and we were already seeing a spike in cases. NYC is supposed to start opening tomorrow, right?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2150 on: June 07, 2020, 07:52:18 PM »
No surprise. DC entered Phase one two weeks ago and we were already seeing a spike in cases. NYC is supposed to start opening tomorrow, right?
I guess?

I'm sure as hell not doing anything differently.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2151 on: June 07, 2020, 08:00:42 PM »
My pubs open next week and I'm so happy.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2152 on: June 07, 2020, 08:12:50 PM »
I’m not going out to a bar or restaurant to sit down until August at the earliest. At this point I’m comfortable going to someone’s house if I trust them to have been social distancing properly.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2153 on: June 07, 2020, 10:26:23 PM »
My pubs open next week and I'm so happy.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2154 on: June 08, 2020, 07:13:58 AM »
With all the gyms opening this week (or more recently) for most or the country. Time to see how fast I can catch the Rona

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2155 on: June 08, 2020, 10:29:51 AM »
With all the gyms opening this week (or more recently) for most or the country. Time to see how fast I can catch the Rona

thats what you get for doing drugs or something equally unrelated.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2156 on: June 08, 2020, 11:46:22 AM »
Brazlol

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/07/brazil-stops-releasing-covid-19-death-toll-and-wipes-data-from-official-site?CMP=share_btn_fb

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On Friday, Carlos Wizard, a billionaire Mormon businessman with no health experience who is taking over as secretary of science, technology and strategic supplies at the health ministry, called the current data “fanciful or manipulated”.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2157 on: June 08, 2020, 11:54:06 AM »
Carlos Wizard, a billionaire Mormon businessman

lmaooooooooooo
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2159 on: June 08, 2020, 01:56:53 PM »
What a bunch of assholes.
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