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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1995 on: May 07, 2020, 09:05:14 PM »
Is this guy's suggestion that people who find a cure for COVID19 are going to be bumped off because, I dunno, some kind of mysterious forces don't want it cured?
The same mysterious forces that the protesters believe are intentionally trying to destroy the economy with a hoax virus.

Good conspiracy theories establish cui bono, these are just nonsense.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1996 on: May 07, 2020, 09:13:13 PM »
That dude was totally a week away from curing corona, y’all have inhaled too many chemtrails
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1997 on: May 08, 2020, 09:08:52 AM »
Oregon's governor just cancelled large events (including sporting events) through September
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1998 on: May 08, 2020, 09:22:37 AM »
Oregon's governor just cancelled large events (including sporting events) through September

I believe with large crowds was key language

Though I understand what you mean

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1999 on: May 08, 2020, 09:35:27 AM »
I believe with large crowds was key language

Though I understand what you mean
Jets games will be exempt then.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2004 on: May 11, 2020, 01:55:22 PM »
I stopped at "racist travel ban."

   I kept reading (with the Guardian, expect the expected).  ; )

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2005 on: May 11, 2020, 02:31:20 PM »
I stopped at "racist travel ban."
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2006 on: May 11, 2020, 03:16:28 PM »
JE needs to include trigger warnings for Puck next time

Puck got tested for COVID after watching Okja

Turns out his symptoms were just the AIDS he contracted from The Guardian
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2007 on: May 11, 2020, 03:21:07 PM »
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They must blame other countries and international institutions – the EU, WHO, Nato – for the feelings of helplessness experienced by their own citizens. The swagger is a facade. Behind it hides a rotting national landscape.



Remember when the WHO delayed issuing a pandemic warning at the behest of China for 6 weeks.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2008 on: May 11, 2020, 04:53:46 PM »
JE needs to include trigger warnings for Puck next time

The trigger warning was in who was posting it.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2009 on: May 11, 2020, 05:12:34 PM »
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Imaginary enemies were erected and fake fights confected as both countries pugnaciously went about severing their ties with other nations and international institutions.

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This is corrosive stuff – not only to the quality of public debate, but to the calibre of politicians. When the business of government becomes limited to populist set pieces, its ranks are purged of doers and populated instead with cheerleaders.

This isn't just well written, it's exactly freaking right. Still though, it's a typical lefty, picking on right wing ideologues like, er, "Barack Obama and Gordon Brown".

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