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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1771 on: April 23, 2020, 12:09:24 AM »
youre no hornet
Oh my god, I never saw this.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1772 on: April 23, 2020, 12:46:09 AM »
I’m kinda pissed comments are disabled on that video.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1773 on: April 23, 2020, 04:14:43 AM »

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1774 on: April 23, 2020, 06:02:42 AM »
youre no hornet

Haha. Dude needs to learn some new moves

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1775 on: April 23, 2020, 08:10:24 AM »
I've read in a few places that some of these energy/oil companies in the Permian Basin are already starting to shift to solar since its a good place for that also.  Good.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1776 on: April 23, 2020, 09:28:19 AM »
I've read in a few places that some of these energy/oil companies in the Permian Basin are already starting to shift to solar since its a good place for that also.  Good.

While oil is undoubtedly excrement right now. I'm not sure if this is the best time for any company to expand or spend a significant amount of resources reshifting its focus. Especially when the cost of presumably everything is jacked up because of severe supply and production restraints

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1777 on: April 23, 2020, 09:50:56 AM »
I've read in a few places that some of these energy/oil companies in the Permian Basin are already starting to shift to solar since its a good place for that also.  Good.
Was having a convo about this last week with my friend who was consulting in this space.  He said most of the smaller companies were just closing up shop, and paying any fees for supply owed.


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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1778 on: April 23, 2020, 12:44:49 PM »
oh no, but what about the high school football powerhouses in texas fueled by oil families?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1779 on: April 23, 2020, 02:14:02 PM »
While oil is undoubtedly excrement right now. I'm not sure if this is the best time for any company to expand or spend a significant amount of resources reshifting its focus. Especially when the cost of presumably everything is jacked up because of severe supply and production restraints
I feel like this is literally the perfect time for companies to shift their focuses.

This pandemic gives every business in the world every excuse to pivot their companies to be in the best place after this pandemic. Including the oil business.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1780 on: April 23, 2020, 02:20:16 PM »
I feel like this is literally the perfect time for companies to shift their focuses.

This pandemic gives every business in the world every excuse to pivot their companies to be in the best place after this pandemic. Including the oil business.

Especially the oil business. Massive oversupply combined with a slow ramp up of travel post lockdown means that the price is likely to stay low for a long time, I think. Not sure how they pivot though, you can't load a bunch of solar energy onto a boat; feels like there's a massive infrastructure project required to enable them to switch. I like infrastructure projects though, they're economically effective.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1781 on: April 23, 2020, 02:43:27 PM »
I feel like this is literally the perfect time for companies to shift their focuses.

This pandemic gives every business in the world every excuse to pivot their companies to be in the best place after this pandemic. Including the oil business.

If it doesn't require a ton of infrastructure and materials sure. As manpower will be plentiful

But with companies across the world all shut down, I feel like getting expensive fancy equipment and supplies is going to be extremely difficult.

Not to mention the price of all kinds of energy is absolutely fucked due to record low demand.

And the biggest problem of all, is where the freak is any company going to get funding for something like this? Companies are literally going bankrupt at record rates, revenue is in a massive free fall and will continue to do so for several months/year(s?). The stock market is collapsed, lenders are going bankrupt.

From a we're sitting around not doing anything perspective yeah its a great time to pivot. From a viability standpoint it's a near impossibility unless you're one of the few companies sitting on a mountain of gold or if a pivot won't cost you excrement.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1782 on: April 23, 2020, 05:16:43 PM »
Someone from my hockey team put the oil crisis in terms any guy can understand :

To your friends that are having an hard time to understand the Oil crisis, here is a simple explanation:
Why WTI traded at -$40...
Imagine the following...you pay $500 today and commit to receiving an escort at your house in fifteen days, because your girlfriend will then be traveling...
Unfortunately, quarantine came and your girlfriend will be home for the next 3 months...
Like all girlfriends from all over the world...
You do not want this woman to show up at your house at all and try to pass this future contract to someone...
Only you cannot sell this commitment because nobody can receive the escort at home anymore. Everyone is with their respective girlfriends. To make matters worse, not even the pimp has more room to receive girls because his house is crowded with other call girls.
Do you understand why oil may have a negative price when the contract is delivered?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1783 on: April 23, 2020, 05:24:54 PM »
Someone from my hockey team put the oil crisis in terms any guy can understand :

To your friends that are having an hard time to understand the Oil crisis, here is a simple explanation:
Why WTI traded at -$40...
Imagine the following...you pay $500 today and commit to receiving an escort at your house in fifteen days, because your girlfriend will then be traveling...
Unfortunately, quarantine came and your girlfriend will be home for the next 3 months...
Like all girlfriends from all over the world...
You do not want this woman to show up at your house at all and try to pass this future contract to someone...
Only you cannot sell this commitment because nobody can receive the escort at home anymore. Everyone is with their respective girlfriends. To make matters worse, not even the pimp has more room to receive girls because his house is crowded with other call girls.
Do you understand why oil may have a negative price when the contract is delivered?
Send the whore to a single guy.  Profit.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1784 on: April 23, 2020, 05:41:20 PM »
Send the whore to a single guy.  Profit.

I sent that to my pizza she was dying.
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