Coronavirus SZN Forever

[SixFeetDeep]

At White House briefing, @realDonaldTrump says 1,000 military personnel are deploying to NYC at his direction, though not immediately clear where/how they'll be utilized.

[bojanglesman]

At White House briefing, @realDonaldTrump says 1,000 military personnel are deploying to NYC at his direction, though not immediately clear where/how they'll be utilized.

They'll guard Trump Tower.

[bojanglesman]

Pat Robertson, ladies and gentlemen.

[guinness77]

I’ll bet you Puck’s bridge that Robertson takes it up the derriere from a male prostitute.

[Miamipuck]

I’ll bet you Puck’s bridge that Robertson takes it up the derriere from a male prostitute.

You don't need my bridge, use real money.

[SixFeetDeep]

Good news from New York:

- Number of new cases down
- Number of new deaths down
- Number of new hospitalizations down
- Number of new ICU patients down
- Number of newly discharged patients up

[SixFeetDeep]

Boris Johnson climbing the power rankings

[Jumbo]

Boris Johnson climbing the power rankings

we the people demand new rankings

[dcm1602]

Good news from New York:

- Number of new cases down
- Number of new deaths down
- Number of new hospitalizations down
- Number of new ICU patients down
- Number of newly discharged patients up

Bad news from NY

Several animals at the Bronx Zoo tested positive for coronavirus after developing coughs.

Animals can now get Coronavirus

Several of them were tigers. So now you have coronavirus infecting freaking tigers out there

And no this isn't some tiger King meme

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-52177586

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/sorenwolff/status/1246948215011725314?s=21

Lmao CBS owned

[dcm1602]

https://twitter.com/sorenwolff/status/1246948215011725314?s=21

Lmao CBS owned

This Tweet is unavailable

[SixFeetDeep]

Does the original CBS tweet still work?

https://twitter.com/jali_cat/status/1247051475546669057?s=21

This is the reply I posted, different link

[SixFeetDeep]

“Global deaths 4.7k, down two days in a row

* NY: Gross new hospitalized down two days in a row; .. peak strain now exp within a week

* Italy: ICU declined first time

* Spain: Deaths down 3 days in a row

* France: ICU slowing; deaths flattening”

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1247111149516132352?s=21

[dcm1602]

Does the original CBS tweet still work?

https://twitter.com/jali_cat/status/1247051475546669057?s=21

This is the reply I posted, different link

The freak am I watching

[SixFeetDeep]

World Leader Power Rankings - Week of 4/6

1) Xi

2) Iran man bad

3) Jair Bolsonaro
Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro has tried to reassure his citizens over the threat of coronavirus by claiming Brazilians can bathe in excrement “and nothing happens”.
“They never catch anything. You see some bloke jumping into the sewage, he gets out, has a dive, right? And nothing happens to him.”
Without offering any scientific evidence, Bolsonaro continued: “I think it’s even possible lots of people have already been infected in Brazil, a few weeks or months ago, and have already got the antibodies that help it not to proliferate”.

https://twitter.com/carinzissis/status/1243652903790956544?s=21

4) Dutch PM
update: https://www.forbes.com/sites/joshuacohen/2020/03/27/caught-between-herd-immunity-and-national-lockdown-holland-hit-hard-by-covid-19/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

5) Sweden PM
herd immunity SZN

6) Boris Johnson
update: tested positive for covid 10 days ago, hospitalized yesterday

The prime minister was reportedly treated with oxygen after arriving at St Thomas' Hospital in London on Sunday at 8 pm GMT.
Aides reportedly became "increasingly worried" about the prime minister's health in recent days due to his appearance and symptoms of the virus.
Johnson was "more seriously ill than either he or his officials were prepared to admit," according to the Guardian, which reported a source suggesting Johnson "was being seen by doctors who were concerned about his breathing."

7) Philippines President
(https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1245937203143983107?s=21)

8- Belarus Grand Poobah
(https://twitter.com/rtsportnews/status/1244594129113354242?s=21)

9) Trump
Prrrrrt


New additions for this week:
Jair Bolsonaro
Swedish PM

Trending up:
Boris Johnson