Coronavirus SZN Forever

[MBGreen]

Marvin L. James II
@sportsguymarv
BREAKING: The Georgia Department of Natural Resources says it is reopening the state's beaches, despite the coronavirus.

Imagine being this freaking stupid.

[dcm1602]

Imagine being this freaking stupid.

Kind of out of context for maximum hysteria

In compliance with Governor Kemp’s Shelter-in-Place order, Glynn County beaches are open for the purposes of exercise as of 6:00 p.m. on April 3, 2020. However the use of chairs, tents, and umbrellas on Georgia's coastal beaches is prohibited per the Georgia Department of Natural Resources effective as of 6:00 p.m. on April 3, 2020 through April 13, 2020. In order to provide parking, the parking areas of Massengale Park and Coast Guard Park will open as of 6:00 p.m. While using these areas, continue to maintain a distance of more than six feet from others who do not live in your household."

[MBGreen]

Kind of out of context for maximum hysteria

how about staying the freak home?

[dcm1602]

how about staying the freak home?

Presumably after looking at the jerkoffs in NYC and realizing this will certainly be at least 2 months, with a decent chance of 4 +, they're trying to set reasonable guidelines.

If people were forced to basically stay in their houses for 4 months, more people would almost certainly die from that than coronavirus (and I don't mean from starvation since obviously people would be allowed to get food etc)

[MBGreen]

Presumably after looking at the jerkoffs in NYC and realizing this will certainly be at least 2 months, with a decent chance of 4 +, they're trying to set reasonable guidelines.

If people were forced to basically stay in their houses for 4 months, more people would almost certainly die from that than coronavirus (and I don't mean from starvation since obviously people would be allowed to get food etc)

They wouldn't die from self-isolation.  That's what it's gonna take...staying the freak home.

Going to the beach is freaking retarded, just like the govt making them accessible.


People need to start removing their heads from their asses, or this won't end anytime soon.

[reuben]

Presumably after looking at the jerkoffs in NYC and realizing this will certainly be at least 2 months, with a decent chance of 4 +, they're trying to set reasonable guidelines.

It's precisely the "reasonable guidelines" that are going to extend this thing indefinitely.  We could kick this excrement in a month if we would actually freaking QUARANTINE.

freaking beaches.  Secede, South.

[Pope]

I propose we all sit inside for the rest of our lives

[MBGreen]

I propose we all sit inside for the rest of our lives

At this rate, it’s going to feel like that. Until people wise the freak up.

[SixFeetDeep]

We finally got some good news today.

The Chinese government helped facilitate a donation of 1,000 ventilators that will arrive in JFK today.

I thank the Chinese government, Jack Ma, Joe Tsai, the Jack Ma Foundation, the Tsai Foundation and Consul General Huang.

-Cuomo

[MBGreen]

Trump informed the sports commissioners that he expects sports to be back (with fans in the stands) by Aug/Sept.  Really dude? There is no vaccine or antiviral drug available yet....but hey...let’s pack stadiums with people anyway.

Anyone who voted for this guy should perform seppuku.

[SixFeetDeep]

Italy reports 4,805 new cases of coronavirus and 681 new deaths.

Total of 124,632 cases and 15,362 deaths.

[Johnny English]

Italy reports 4,805 new cases of coronavirus and 681 new deaths.

Total of 124,632 cases and 15,362 deaths.

Which sounds bad, and is bad, but is also further evidence that they have plateaued and are starting to slowly improve.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

[MBGreen]

Which sounds bad, and is bad, but is also further evidence that they have plateaued and are starting to slowly improve.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

There’s gonna be like 4 people left in that country when it’s all said and done

[Johnny English]

There’s gonna be like 4 people left in that country when it’s all said and done

I get that you're being hyperbolic, but it's the worst hit country in the world (so far) and is finally starting to recover, and their deaths amount to less than three hundredths of 1% of the population (0.0256% to be exact).

[Pope]

The weak shall perish and the strong shall inherit the earth