Almost fought an old man at the grocery store this morning.
The dumbass kept touching everything in the check-out line (gum, jerky, chips, drinks) but he wasn't buying any of it.
I told him to stop touching everything and he told me it was his right to shop. I told him that he can shop with his eyes and not with his crusty hands. He shut up and stood in line with his hands in his pockets.
I'm not freaking around with these old people right now. Everyone is being stupid, but the elderly are being just as ignorant as young people.