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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #811 on: March 21, 2020, 11:11:45 PM »
lmao freak those people. oh no my 3 apartments arent renting whatever will i do

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #812 on: March 21, 2020, 11:14:06 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #813 on: March 21, 2020, 11:45:57 PM »
https://twitter.com/Dubeeous/status/1241424303545090053?s=19

https://twitter.com/EyesLeftPod/status/1241555462610284544?s=19

Jesus, that's what everyone was up in arms about?  The little kid answer is contradictory and problematic, but how else are you supposed to respond to "Why did a man eat a bat?"  That's a joke set-up if I've ever heard one.

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« Reply #814 on: March 22, 2020, 02:13:35 AM »
Jesus, that's what everyone was up in arms about?  The little kid answer is contradictory and problematic, but how else are you supposed to respond to "Why did a man eat a bat?"  That's a joke set-up if I've ever heard one.

I understand it's a valuable marketing/recruitment tool. But the thought of the army having a Twitter is freaking weird

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #815 on: March 22, 2020, 06:44:21 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #817 on: March 22, 2020, 08:51:29 AM »
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New York City was hit by the nation’s largest coronavirus jail outbreak to date this week, with at least 38 people testing positive at the notorious Rikers Island complex and nearby facilities — more than half of them incarcerated men, the board that oversees the city’s jail system said Saturday.

Another inmate, meanwhile, became the first in the country to test positive in a federal jail.

In a letter to New York’s criminal justice leaders, Board of Correction interim chairwoman Jacqueline Sherman described a jail system in crisis.

She said in the last week, board members learned that 12 Department of Correction employees, five Correctional Health Services employees, and 21 people in custody at Rikers and city jails had tested positive for the coronavirus.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #818 on: March 22, 2020, 09:48:33 AM »
The DCPD are shutting down all of the streets and bridges around the Tidal Basin and National Mall because so many freaking people are walking around down there looking at the Cherry Blossoms. It’s about as bad as if the Cherry Blossom Festival was actually going on.

The only thing that I can think of that is close to this level of stupidity and lack of self awareness are the assholes who decided they were just going to run the New York Marathon after Sandy. I’m probably wrong but that was the first thought I had.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #819 on: March 22, 2020, 10:39:10 AM »
Almost fought an old man at the grocery store this morning.

The dumbass kept touching everything in the check-out line (gum, jerky, chips, drinks) but he wasn't buying any of it. 

I told him to stop touching everything and he told me it was his right to shop.  I told him that he can shop with his eyes and not with his crusty hands.  He shut up and stood in line with his hands in his pockets.

I'm not freaking around with these old people right now.  Everyone is being stupid, but the elderly are being just as ignorant as young people. 
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #820 on: March 22, 2020, 10:46:11 AM »
Almost fought an old man at the grocery store this morning.

The dumbass kept touching everything in the check-out line (gum, jerky, chips, drinks) but he wasn't buying any of it. 

I told him to stop touching everything and he told me it was his right to shop.  I told him that he can shop with his eyes and not with his crusty hands.  He shut up and stood in line with his hands in his pockets.

I'm not freaking around with these old people right now.  Everyone is being stupid, but the elderly are being just as ignorant as young people.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #821 on: March 22, 2020, 10:50:41 AM »
Something I saw pointed out a day or two ago was that the Diamond Princess was the perfect breeding ground for this; enclosed space full of lots of people, recycled air, and a population that skews much older than the average. Every single person was tested and less than 20% were infected, which would suggest that the level of natural immunity is much higher than some corners would have you believe, and the statistical projections of 60-70% of a country's population possibly becoming infected seem to be unsupported by actual facts.

Editing to add a couple of interesting articles about the Diamond Princess:

https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-outbreak-diamond-princess-cruise-ship-death-rate
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #822 on: March 22, 2020, 11:36:02 AM »
Something I saw pointed out a day or two ago was that the Diamond Princess was the perfect breeding ground for this; enclosed space full of lots of people, recycled air, and a population that skews much older than the average. Every single person was tested and less than 20% were infected, which would suggest that the level of natural immunity is much higher than some corners would have you believe, and the statistical projections of 60-70% of a country's population possibly becoming infected seem to be unsupported by actual facts.

Editing to add a couple of interesting articles about the Diamond Princess:

https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-outbreak-diamond-princess-cruise-ship-death-rate
Please stop spreading nonsense. We are all going to die.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #823 on: March 22, 2020, 11:38:13 AM »
Something I saw pointed out a day or two ago was that the Diamond Princess was the perfect breeding ground for this; enclosed space full of lots of people, recycled air, and a population that skews much older than the average. Every single person was tested and less than 20% were infected, which would suggest that the level of natural immunity is much higher than some corners would have you believe, and the statistical projections of 60-70% of a country's population possibly becoming infected seem to be unsupported by actual facts.

Editing to add a couple of interesting articles about the Diamond Princess:

https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-outbreak-diamond-princess-cruise-ship-death-rate

The first article was excellent, the second not so much.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #824 on: March 22, 2020, 11:47:59 AM »
The first article was excellent, the second not so much.

Why do you hate science?

I wish you the best as a fellow Trump supporter. lol

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