Coronavirus SZN Forever

[d sw0rdz]

They are keeping the requisite three feet between themselves. All good.

did the government release a requisite for being gay that i missed

not talking about you, the dudes in the vid

[SixFeetDeep]

They are keeping the requisite three feet between themselves. All good.

CDC recommends 6ft (sup) and I have reported them to the proper authorities along with UF Chad

[mj2sexay]

did the government release a requisite for being gay that i missed

not talking about you, the dudes in the vid

Yeah, it was this: https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2013/12/opinion-rich-lowry-obamacare-affordable-care-act-pajama-boy-an-insufferable-man-child-101304

How have you been holding up during all of this?

[Johnny English]

did the government release a requisite for being gay that i missed

not talking about you, the dudes in the vid

They're kids having fun at Spring Break, there's nothing wrong with dancing. Girls love a guy who can dance.

[SixFeetDeep]

They're kids having fun at Spring Break, there's nothing wrong with dancing. Girls love a guy who can dance.

Dance it up, it’s not like I wanted to watch Baseball or Football this year

[Pope]

News is that people who have fat cocks are immune so I’m not worried

[bojanglesman]

News is that people who are fat cocks are immune so I’m not worried

[Badger]

[Badger]

News is that people who suck fat cocks are immune so I’m not worried

[SixFeetDeep]

Italian authorities have pressed charges against more than 40,000 people for violating the lockdown imposed to contain the coronavirus, according to figures from the interior ministry.
While millions of Italians have been staying at home since 9 March, when the prime minister, Giuseppe Conte, imposed a national quarantine, a minority of the population have violated rules requiring citizens to venture out only if strictly necessary, such as for work, health-related reasons or grocery shopping.
Italy reported its biggest daily rise in deaths on Wednesday, with 475 new fatalities. The country now has 35,713 cases – approaching half the total for China, which stands at 81,102.
Police stopped and checked 700,000 citizens between 11 and 17 March, 43,000 of whom were found to have violated the decree, which also ordered the closing of shops, bars, restaurants, gyms and swimming pools.

One of the most serious cases happened in Sciacca, Sicily, when a man who had tested positive for Covid-19 was discovered by police while out shopping, despite the strict order to self-isolate at home. Prosecutors opened an investigation and accused the man of “aiding the epidemic”. If convicted, he could face up to 12 years in prison.

On 10 March a 30-year-old man was stopped by the police in Turin at 2.30am while soliciting a sex worker.
Police near Venice pressed charges against a priest because he was officiating at a funeral. Another priest was reported for the same reason in Torre Annunziata in Campania, together with relatives of the deceased. Funeral services are banned under the decree.
The prosecutor’s office in Aosta, in north-west Italy, opened an investigation against a man for “aggravated attempt to spread the epidemic” because he had not informed his doctors of suspected coronavirus symptoms before undergoing plastic surgery on his nose. The man subsequently tested positive for Covid-19.

[bojanglesman]

This virus is going to deeply affect the daisy dukes and titty shirts that come out with early warm weather.  I hope the government is prepared to address this important issue.

I know there's a thread for this but I've had wine and can't find it. Pisses me off I can't remember.

[SixFeetDeep]

Tampa Mayor closes all beaches, because people are retards that have to be told what to do

[Badger]

This virus is going to deeply affect the daisy dukes and titty shirts that come out with early warm weather.  I hope the government is prepared to address this important issue.

I know there's a thread for this but I've had wine and can't find it. Pisses me off I can't remember.

Tit Monday isn't for another month in NYC anyway, usually.

[SixFeetDeep]

For the first time since the novel coronavirus outbreak began late last year, China has reported no new local infections

Great news. Wuhan has been under lockdown since Jan 23, 2020.

The country reported 34 new cases of coronavirus yesterday -- all imported from overseas.

The milestone represents a turnaround for the Chinese government. Just last month, mainland China was reporting thousands of cases per day, and was considered the most high-risk infection area in the world.

Now, after months of lockdowns and travel restrictions affecting hundreds of millions of citizens, strict home quarantines, and an unprecedented nationwide effort, the country is down to zero reported new locally transmitted cases.

Instead, the threat is now coming from overseas. The number of cases and deaths outside China have exploded in the past two weeks, with the pandemic hitting the US and Europe particularly hard.

If China is any model to go by, these countries could have months to go before reaching zero new local transmissions.

Places like mainland China and Hong Kong are now bracing for a potential second wave of infections, as people return from overseas, bringing the virus with them.

[dcm1602]

Dow futures flirting with 4 digit loses again tomorrow

Question is whether it's going to rubber band once Italy turns the corner or if it'll wait for the US to do the same