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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #405 on: March 15, 2020, 04:18:08 PM »
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BREAKING: Illinois Governor announced that ALL restaurants and bars will close for inside dining, starting Monday - WLSTV
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #406 on: March 15, 2020, 04:21:59 PM »

Service industry workers are FUCKED
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #407 on: March 15, 2020, 04:27:26 PM »
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We will be issuing an order closing all bars and restaurants in #Ohio beginning at 9:00 tonight.

Establishments can stay open for carry-out and delivery. What we can't have is people congregating and seated.

Gov Mike Dewine, Ohio
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #408 on: March 15, 2020, 04:29:13 PM »
Moratorium on mortgages, rent, evictions and property taxes.

Need this ASAP
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #409 on: March 15, 2020, 04:29:56 PM »
Ohio, of all places, is handling this better than any other state.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #411 on: March 15, 2020, 04:33:34 PM »
Wait, I thought they have terrible medical care that results in waiting months for care?  Now all of a sudden they have really good infrastructure?

You do realize they are not the same thing right?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #412 on: March 15, 2020, 04:39:06 PM »
This is a completely meaningless statement without context. 10 days ahead how? Ahead on what scale?

I'd assume they're referring to the exponential curve. As the (bulk?) of articles I've seen referenced an exponential curve to how it spreads and how people need to "flatten the curve"

Sure their language isn't scientific with the vagueness but I'm sure you can understand what they're talking about

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #413 on: March 15, 2020, 04:40:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/krausekraig/status/1238869768746172417?s=21

People are vastly underestimating how dumb Americans are

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #414 on: March 15, 2020, 08:13:28 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #415 on: March 15, 2020, 10:07:37 PM »
So his contention is George Fuckig Soros caused the Coronavirus?

Ok
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #416 on: March 15, 2020, 10:55:50 PM »
So his contention is George Fuckig Soros caused the Coronavirus?

Ok

While I fully agree with the sentiment that he's a freaking idiot. I also speak moron fluently so I'll translate.

The point he's attempting to make is that Soros is one of the people behind the media frenzy turning this into absolute hysteria.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #417 on: March 15, 2020, 11:05:19 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #418 on: March 15, 2020, 11:05:31 PM »
I’m sorry
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