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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #390 on: March 15, 2020, 09:07:10 AM »
I find it very amusing that at the grocery stores it's all the extremely unhealthy garbage sold out. All the white bread and whole milk completley gone everywhere. Tons of multigrain bread and fat free milk though.

Fat bastards don't even realize how much more likely they are to die of a heart attack or stroke than coronavirus

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #391 on: March 15, 2020, 09:11:15 AM »
So sick of these poopchute hoarders buying all the damn toilet paper. I have two rolls left.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #392 on: March 15, 2020, 09:16:59 AM »
Why are people capitalizing the v in coronavirus?
Because to me Corona is one word and Virus is another word so mentally I feel I should separate them. Idk the medically correct way to spell this excrement

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« Reply #393 on: March 15, 2020, 09:24:21 AM »
Idk the medically correct way to spell this excrement

It's spelled, AIDS.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #394 on: March 15, 2020, 09:24:49 AM »
So sick of these poopchute hoarders buying all the damn toilet paper. I have two rolls left.

I haven’t wiped my derriere in the past week #rationing
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« Reply #395 on: March 15, 2020, 09:26:24 AM »
So sick of these poopchute hoarders buying all the damn toilet paper. I have two rolls left.
Go to McDonald's and steal napkins.  RIP your poopchute.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #396 on: March 15, 2020, 09:28:02 AM »
Go to McDonald's and steal napkins.  RIP your poopchute.


This is what we did post college when we ran low on supplies and someone was too lazy or forgot to get the TP. At Chipotle. Permanent poopchute structural damage
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #397 on: March 15, 2020, 09:38:56 AM »
Wait, I thought they have terrible medical care that results in waiting months for care?  Now all of a sudden they have really good infrastructure?
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-pay-attention-trump-trudeaus-coronavirus-response-is-a-lesson-in/
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« Reply #398 on: March 15, 2020, 10:06:01 AM »
This is what we did post college when we ran low on supplies and someone was too lazy or forgot to get the TP. At Chipotle. Permanent poopchute structural damage
The Chipotle or the napkins caused it?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #399 on: March 15, 2020, 10:19:46 AM »
The Chipotle or the napkins caused it?

It was a vicious cycle
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #400 on: March 15, 2020, 11:11:01 AM »
Hoboken, New Jersey announces daily 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. curfew in effort to stop coronavirus
Lol, what’s the point of that? Who the freak is out between those hours anyway? They should make it from 8am-8pm if they want it to be affective. 

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #401 on: March 15, 2020, 11:44:06 AM »
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A minor league player in the New York Yankees system has tested positive for coronavirus, sources tell ESPN. He is the first known case in baseball. He was quarantined Friday morning after saying he was running a fever.

The Yankees player who tested positive for coronavirus was only on the minor league side of the team's facility in Tampa. Still, as we're learning about coronavirus' ability to spread, that distance alone does not necessarily protect those who are nearby from contracting it.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #402 on: March 15, 2020, 12:06:22 PM »
According to several data scientists, Italy is about 10 days ahead of Spain, Germany, and France in the epidemic progression, and 13 to 16 days ahead of the United Kingdom and the United States.

This is a completely meaningless statement without context. 10 days ahead how? Ahead on what scale?
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #403 on: March 15, 2020, 12:07:47 PM »
https://twitter.com/krausekraig/status/1238869768746172417?s=21

People are vastly underestimating how dumb Americans are
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #404 on: March 15, 2020, 12:09:10 PM »
This is a completely meaningless statement without context. 10 days ahead how? Ahead on what scale?

Dude, there’s a link to the data in the article and I didn’t write it so ask the author
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