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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #195 on: March 12, 2020, 01:41:39 AM »
I am laughing right now, I have all the symptoms of this thing......ugh
I don't want to go to a hospital or clinic it's going to be stupid.


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« Reply #196 on: March 12, 2020, 05:29:21 AM »
I am laughing right now, I have all the symptoms of this thing......ugh
I don't want to go to a hospital or clinic it's going to be stupid.
Take care dude.  You've dealt with worse.  'member that time in '92 when you got smallpox from that Tijuana donkey.  You cured it with full body asbestos scrubs and peeling off the sores with duct tape.  You got dis.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #197 on: March 12, 2020, 05:51:55 AM »
Don't let this silly virus stuff distract you from the fact that the Jets released Blake Countess. 

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #199 on: March 12, 2020, 07:44:35 AM »
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Today's good news? Italy's 1st #coronavirus patient, 38-year-old Mattia from Codogno, is out of ICU, breathing on his own and was able to speak today. His wife, 8 months pregnant, also became infected. She has fully recovered and is now out of the hospital. Godspeed. / end

Italy’s patient zero was a 38 year old physically fit man that had to spend weeks on ICU and couldn’t breathe on his own. and Now the whole country is fucked
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« Reply #200 on: March 12, 2020, 08:32:12 AM »
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FAUCI tells lawmakers that there's no way, without "cutting corners" in detrimental ways, to produce a coronavirus vaccine in less than a year to 18 months.

Anthony Fauci

Plz be wrong
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #201 on: March 12, 2020, 08:47:58 AM »
Anthony Fauci

Plz be wrong

I think that's a little extreme.

The vaccine for H1N1 was made available after 7 months or so.  And with the money and resources countries are currently pouring into research for a vaccine, i would imagine we'll have something in a reasonable amount of time....probably before the end of the year.
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« Reply #202 on: March 12, 2020, 08:58:40 AM »
I think that's a little extreme.

The vaccine for H1N1 was made available after 7 months or so.  And with the money and resources countries are currently pouring into research for a vaccine, i would imagine we'll have something in a reasonable amount of time....probably before the end of the year.

https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1237751528502579201?s=21

Getting a coronavirus vaccine into Phase 1 of testing has occurred the fastest “that anyone has ever done literally in the history of vaccinology.” - Dr. Anthony Fauci, NIH
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #203 on: March 12, 2020, 09:13:01 AM »
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(WTXL) — U-Haul is offering 30 days of free self-storage to students who have to move due to precautions surrounding the coronavirus outbreak.

Many colleges and universities are taking precautions to prevent the spread of COVID-19 by temporarily closing campus and sending students home.

The company says they are "standing by and ready to help" in this time of need where students may be scrambling on how to quickly move or store their belongings.

In addition to offering 30 days of free self-storage, U-Haul offers several moving options including special rates for truck and trailer rentals.

U-Haul says the minimum age to rent a truck is 18 years old with a valid driver's license.

There may be limited availability in your area, so the company is encouraging students to act quickly.

Students can visit

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Not sure if anyone besides Alio has college kids, but could be a useful resource for friends/family.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #204 on: March 12, 2020, 09:53:38 AM »
Jazz star Donovan Mitchell has tested positive for the coronavirus, league sources tell ESPN. Jazz players privately say that Rudy Gobert had been careless in the locker room touching other players and their belongings. Now a Jazz teammate has tested positive.

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« Reply #205 on: March 12, 2020, 10:13:25 AM »
Jazz star Donovan Mitchell has tested positive for the coronavirus, league sources tell ESPN. Jazz players privately say that Rudy Gobert had been careless in the locker room touching other players and their belongings. Now a Jazz teammate has tested positive.

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Gobert is a POS
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« Reply #206 on: March 12, 2020, 10:26:41 AM »
Gobert is a POS

America has a excrement ton more of Rudy Goberts out there so I think this is going to get much worse before it gets better.  People still aren’t taking this seriously.

I am treating everyone I interact with like they're as dumb as Rudy Gobert
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« Reply #207 on: March 12, 2020, 10:31:17 AM »
America has a excrement ton more of Rudy Goberts out there so I think this is going to get much worse before it gets better.  People still aren’t taking this seriously.

I am treating everyone I interact with like they're as dumb as Rudy Gobert

I think it's possible to take this seriously and still remain calm.  And you know i have legit concerns personally regarding this excrement.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #208 on: March 12, 2020, 10:47:24 AM »
Gobert is a POS
I saw a clip without any audio....was he purposely touching everything at his press conference and why was he doing that?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #209 on: March 12, 2020, 10:56:37 AM »
I saw a clip without any audio....was he purposely touching everything at his press conference and why was he doing that?

yes....because he's a freaking moron
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