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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2020, 02:38:52 PM »
why the fvckin run on toilet paper?

did it take the fvcking coronavirus to remind these people to clean their asses

People don't even know how to doomsday prep, buying out the frozen section smfh

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« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2020, 03:34:15 PM »
Hypothetical:  You are a dumbass and think the world is ending.  You are the first one in the door when Costco opens and have first shot at only 1 item.  It's all you can buy.  What are you buying?


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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2020, 03:35:19 PM »
Hypothetical:  You are a dumbass and think the world is ending.  You are the first one in the door when Costco opens and have first shot at only 1 item.  It's all you can buy.  What are you buying?



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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2020, 03:40:57 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2020, 03:44:53 PM »
why the fvckin run on toilet paper?

did it take the fvcking coronavirus to remind these people to clean their asses

Just read online how there's a huge shortage of toilet paper in Australia

I guess it is a thing

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2020, 04:00:02 PM »
Hypothetical:  You are a dumbass and think the world is ending.  You are the first one in the door when Costco opens and have first shot at only 1 item.  It's all you can buy.  What are you buying?

Booze is tempting., as is canned food.

Maybe painkllers/fever reducers (all the tylenol and ibuprofen)?

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2020, 04:03:45 PM »
Just read online how there's a huge shortage of toilet paper in Australia

I guess it is a thing

No one ever accused the Aussie's of being brain surgeons.

Anyway, considering I have plenty of entertainment ready to go in terms of video games/tv shows I haven't touched yet, some beautiful sticky icky icky and my wife demanded I go on a non-perishable run over the weekend just in case, I say bring on the mass quarantine!

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2020, 04:12:50 PM »
Just read online how there's a huge shortage of toilet paper in Australia

I guess it is a thing

The only way there would be a shortage on toilet paper is if a bunch of frenzied retards went around buying it all up
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2020, 04:16:37 PM »
Hypothetical:  You are a dumbass and think the world is ending.  You are the first one in the door when Costco opens and have first shot at only 1 item.  It's all you can buy.  What are you buying?



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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2020, 04:36:44 PM »
The only way there would be a shortage on toilet paper is if a bunch of frenzied retards went around buying it all up

I mean I don't know where toilet paper is made. But if I was to wager a guess I would say most of it is made in China. I still don't see why there would be a shortage of it as it's probably stupid easy to produce. But at least makes some sense

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2020, 04:37:03 PM »
Italy is extending its coronavirus quarantine measures, which include a ban on public gatherings, to the entire country.
Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte said that people would only be permitted to travel for work or family emergencies.
He said the measures, which come into effect on Tuesday, were to defend the most fragile members of society.
Italy's coronavirus death toll jumped on Monday by 97 to 463. It is the worst-hit country after China.
The number of confirmed infections also increased to 9,172, up from 7,375 on Sunday, official figures show.

https://twitter.com/labisbeticah/status/1236954229186723840?s=21

“Please, please guys. Here in northern #Italy we made one big mistake. Everybody kept saying "It's just flu" and now our intensive care units are collapsing. Everybody kept going outside like nothing happened and now our grandparents and parents are dying.
#coronavirus is not #flu

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Right now in Lombardy (red zone) we have a 5/6% mortality rate. That's because our healthcare system is starting to fall. Our doctors are strong and they're doing everything they can, working 24/7 no stop away from their family. As your brave doctors do and did. Sending love”




Point to consider that the mortality rate goes up in communities where the medical resources have been overwhelmed.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2020, 04:38:07 PM »
I already have enough beer to last a good two months at least.


That’s a good question. Maybe propane?
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« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2020, 04:39:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/labisbeticah/status/1236954229186723840?s=21

“Please, please guys. Here in northern #Italy we made one big mistake. Everybody kept saying "It's just flu" and now our intensive care units are collapsing. Everybody kept going outside like nothing happened and now our grandparents and parents are dying.
#coronavirus is not #flu

...

Right now in Lombardy (red zone) we have a 5/6% mortality rate. That's because our healthcare system is starting to fall. Our doctors are strong and they're doing everything they can, working 24/7 no stop away from their family. As your brave doctors do and did. Sending love”




Point to consider that the mortality rate goes up in communities where the medical resources have been overwhelmed.

I don't know if that's supposed to be a reporter or just some random idiot.

But id wager that more people will die from the burden on healthcare resources (ie hysteria of everyone with the sniffles going to the hospital) than from the actual disease itself

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2020, 04:39:47 PM »
Porn mags.  Once the internet and electricity go out, I'll be the king of the world with my Playboys and Hustler mags. It'll be like the 70s again.
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