Coronavirus SZN Forever

[SixFeetDeep]

They canceled the St. Patrick’s Day parades in Dublin, Boston, New Haven CT, and Hartford CT. New York is still on. 2 million people.

In CT, they just cancelled all the HS state championships for all sports. First round was last night, and they just ended the tournament.

If things don’t get start getting better soon, only a matter of time until they tell us that March madness and MLB games will be played without fans in attendance. They already banned the media from the locker rooms in the 4 major sports.

[bojanglesman]

Chuck Norris just cancelled the coronavirus.

[SixFeetDeep]

Sources: The Ivy League has cancelled its conference tournament due to coronavirus.

Regular season champion Yale will go to the NCAA Tournament.

[CatoTheElder]

Consider installing a bidet.

[Johnny English]

Consider installing a bidet.

Did you know you can get these retrofit bidet things that go on your toilet and cost less than $50? I just learned that today and I'm quite tempted.

[CatoTheElder]

Did you know you can get these retrofit bidet things that go on your toilet and cost less than $50? I just learned that today and I'm quite tempted.

Those are the kinds I was used to in Japan. Every toilet in every house had them.

Harvard is moving students off campus and setting up remote classes.

[SixFeetDeep]

My job has suspended non-essential business air travel and banned meetings/conferences with more than 20 people lol

My work just suspended my primary assignment until at least 6/30/20. It involves traveling to and collecting data/info from aerospace hardware manufacturing suppliers for the military/govt so they would had to have gotten direction and approval from the feds.

I didn’t expect to see a target date that far out for anything canceled/suspended. No idea if it’s just over precaution or there’s anything to read into.

[Johnny English]

I'm supposed to be at conferences in Nashville in April, Orlando beginning of June and Vegas mid July. If any of those get cancelled I'm going to be pissed.

[SixFeetDeep]

I would wipe my derriere with my hand before you ever caught me in a store fighting over TP with those mouthbreathers

[MBGreen]

i have tickets to the Jays/Twins series in Minneapolis in July.  Hopefully the apocalypse is delayed until after i get my kramarczuk's bratwurst w/ fried onions and mustard.

[SixFeetDeep]

https://www.wfsb.com/new-york-creates-containment-zone-using-national-guard-due-to/article_da8d69a6-23a7-5980-b0af-080aa0afea03.html

New Rochelle minor quarantine

[Jumbo]

Syracuse and Yeshiva moving all classes online

[SixFeetDeep]

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-connecticut-coronavirus-covid19-update-20200310-ltbcfuy4ybcdjbdzwkr6xydnxe-story.html

Welp

[bojanglesman]

Y'all gonna die up north there.  We're down here in Virginia just walking past toilet paper in the grocery store like the world will go on forever. 

We can just go to Hardee's and buy a burger and they will give you so many napkins you could wipe your derriere in an emergency for 10 years.

I'm kidding, we are all gonna die.

[d sw0rdz]

why the fvckin run on toilet paper?

did it take the fvcking coronavirus to remind these people to clean their asses