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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2020, 01:26:17 PM »
Apparently it's expected to spread so badly that hospitals across the country are preparing to set up tents in their parking lots

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2020, 02:02:59 PM »
Apparently it's expected to spread so badly that hospitals across the country are preparing to set up tents in their parking lots

Shouldn’t you be setting up tents instead of shitposting
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2020, 02:07:13 PM »
Shouldn’t you be setting up tents instead of shitposting

Ef that I'm scared of sick people

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2020, 02:57:24 PM »
Puck got coronavirus one time.  He just flushed some diesel fuel down into his lungs using an old funnel from the last oil change on his 87 Trans Am.  No more virus and it improved his fuel efficiency.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2020, 03:25:44 PM »
Puck got coronavirus one time.  He just flushed some diesel fuel down into his lungs using an old funnel from the last oil change on his 87 Trans Am.  No more virus and it improved his fuel efficiency.
I can totally see Puck driving an old Trans Am. He's not quite hick enough for an IROC-Z and not suburban enough for a 'Vette.
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2020, 04:08:28 PM »
I can totally see Puck driving an old Trans Am. He's not quite hick enough for an IROC-Z and not suburban enough for a 'Vette.

That's who drives IROC-Z's in canada?

Here in the States unfortunately the IROC for the longest time was the car of the wannabe guido. You know the type, they act like extras on the Sopranos but eat their sunday gravy out of a ragu jar.

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2020, 05:28:23 AM »
Chinese doctors say autopsies of coronavirus victims suggest the deadly illness is “like a combination of SARS and AIDS” that can cause “irreversible” lung damage even if the patient recovers.


https://amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/chinese-doctors-say-coronavirus-like-a-combination-of-sars-and-aids-can-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/news-story/f58f19c5eeae99b845c54e2d2b9305ca?__twitter_impression=true


Seems not ideal
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2020, 07:29:07 AM »
Chinese doctors say autopsies of coronavirus victims suggest the deadly illness is “like a combination of SARS and AIDS” that can cause “irreversible” lung damage even if the patient recovers.


https://amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/chinese-doctors-say-coronavirus-like-a-combination-of-sars-and-aids-can-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/news-story/f58f19c5eeae99b845c54e2d2b9305ca?__twitter_impression=true


Seems not ideal

I'm hesitant to believe anything out of China especially since "a combination of SARS and AIDS" seems quite dramatic.

But if this ends up being true I think we're going to see a new degree of hysteria and the stock market will end up tanking on an otherworldly degrees

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2020, 07:56:43 AM »
Trump said we should use the pull out method to prevent the coronaflu. 

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2020, 09:14:50 AM »
I'm hesitant to believe anything out of China especially since "a combination of SARS and AIDS" seems quite dramatic.

But if this ends up being true I think we're going to see a new degree of hysteria and the stock market will end up tanking on an otherworldly degrees
Their evidence appears to be that an 85 year old victim had evidence of fibrosis. I can't think of anything else that might cause fibrosis in an elderly man from an industrial city in China...
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2020, 10:45:29 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2020, 12:21:57 PM »
Their evidence appears to be that an 85 year old victim had evidence of fibrosis. I can't think of anything else that might cause fibrosis in an elderly man from an industrial city in China...

Yikes, if that kind of lung damage can happen under those clear blue skies, imagine what will happen here?!
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Re: Coronavirus SZN Forever
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2020, 12:31:43 PM »
Enjoy your AIDS-SARS, skeptics
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