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WTF
« on: February 29, 2020, 08:19:29 AM »
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/02/28/thomas-byron-stemen-syringe-attack-churchton/

A guy names Stemen had a syringe of semen and stabbed a lady named Peters.

What a world.

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Re: WTF
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2020, 08:27:41 AM »
NSFW - do not click from a work laptop:

https://twitter.com/zoeydollaz/status/1245063122496430080?s=21

We have failed as a society
« Last Edit: April 01, 2020, 09:17:37 AM by Johnny English »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: WTF
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2020, 08:28:39 AM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: WTF
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2020, 08:30:47 AM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: WTF
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2020, 08:50:11 AM »
Might want to mark that as being very NSFW

NSFWFH
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Re: WTF
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2020, 08:53:00 AM »
Might want to mark that as being very NSFW

Safe for her kids doe
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Re: WTF
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2020, 08:59:34 AM »
NSFWFH

OK, but plenty of people are still going to be using their work laptops and probably don't want a woman with a lit firework hanging out of her flange in their browser history.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2020, 09:15:01 AM »
OK, but plenty of people are still going to be using their work laptops and probably don't want a woman with a lit firework hanging out of her flange in their browser history.
Thanks for saving me the click.

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Re: WTF
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2020, 12:22:48 PM »
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: WTF
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2020, 08:05:36 AM »
https://youtu.be/KVaBDIPH_-o

I can't stop watching these COVID updates from British Columbia. A lot to unpack here.

- I'd pay this lady $1 million to read bedtime stories to me.  She might have the most relaxing voice ever.  She is the cure for insomnia.

- The sign language dude is freaking out of control.  He's poppin' and lockin' for deaf people.  He is silently yelling.  It looks as if she is interpreting his sign language, not the other way around.

- It's such a weird dynamic that the lady we should be listening to will put you to sleep. And you can't stop watching the dude you can't hear.

- This lady should probably be our president.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2020, 08:33:20 AM »
I'm not particularly sure why they need a sign language dude when closed captioning is a thing

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Re: WTF
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2020, 08:48:39 AM »
I'm not particularly sure why they need a sign language dude when closed captioning is a thing
Well, if they have a deaf person in the audience there, that would be one reason. Obvious answer is entertainment value.

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Re: WTF
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2020, 08:57:06 AM »
Well, if they have a deaf person in the audience there, that would be one reason. Obvious answer is entertainment value.

I did think of that but this isn't a townhall or something

Except everyone should be the freak home

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Re: WTF
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2020, 09:08:38 AM »

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Re: WTF
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2020, 05:45:55 PM »
I did think of that but this isn't a townhall or something

Except everyone should be the freak home

Stay the f*ck at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSrbxyna4z4

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