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bojanglesman

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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2020, 09:40:23 AM »
-stripper poles on the sideline.

-Picture-in-picture pornhub

-pop-up situational gambling

-2 punters punt the ball simultaneously, returner can return whichever one he wants.

-mic up Greggggg, cannot be turned off, even at halftime.  Mic piped in to stadium.

-unstopped fighting allowed for 30 seconds post-play

-one small landmine placed randomly on the field.

-Arby's Beef n' Cheddar unlimited buffet.  Eat 20, it's free.

-100 fans allowed in stadium via lottery.  Tailgate grilling allowed in the stands. 

-10 lucky fans allowed to hurl player/coach insults constantly on bigscreens in stadium via text.
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2020, 10:46:50 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 04, 2020, 11:10:51 AM
Naa, I'd rather overpay a little for the game(s) I want than massively over pay for the whole year.  I'm not gonna sit and watch every game all day on Sundays.  There was a time I could and did do that, but those days are gone like Winnipeg Beef n' Cheddar.   Same reason cable packages are shitty.  You have to pay for a bunch of garbage channels to get the ones you want.   

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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2020, 10:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 05, 2020, 09:28:09 AM
The fans don't matter. 

Tell that to the Defense ....
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2020, 11:08:46 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 05, 2020, 10:56:03 AM
Tell that to the Defense ....
In our stadium sometimes they’re louder for the other team
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2020, 11:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Pope on May 05, 2020, 11:08:46 AM
In our stadium sometimes they’re louder for the other team

true

but that's on our special needs ownership.
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2020, 11:16:51 AM »


Quote from: bojanglesman on May 05, 2020, 09:40:23 AM
-Picture-in-picture pornhub

"And with that first down, the Jets have entered the MYLF red zone."
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2020, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 05, 2020, 09:28:09 AM
I can watch football on mute.  More often than not, I watch college football with no sound because the commentators are awful. 

The atmosphere does nothing for me.  I'm watching two teams compete.  The fans don't matter. 

This is how I feel. Sure, it's fun to be at a game cheering, but on my couch, whatever.
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2020, 08:06:47 PM »
What's the tailgate game? Lol
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2020, 08:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 05, 2020, 08:06:47 PM
What's the tailgate game? Lol
We'll tell you afterwards.
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2020, 08:42:26 PM »
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Re: 2020 NFL Schedule release
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2020, 08:51:58 PM »
Is there going to be Skype social distancing tailgate, where we can all talk about how gross vaginas are?
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