Houston Astros*

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/watch_momentum/status/1218217165687607296?s=21

Sheeesh

[d sw0rdz]

i'm bummed for yu darvish

after the scandal was confirmed he came out with a joke tweet saying that if the 2017 dodgers end up celebrating a world series parade, he'd like to wear a 'yu garbage' jersey after everything that happened in game 7 of the series that year

his wife later stated something along the lines of how they weren't bitter about how the astros cheated the dodgers out of the series, and if anything that loss has turned into another developmental piece of darvish's life

this excrement is so fucked up

[Italian Seafood]

i'm bummed for yu darvish

after the scandal was confirmed he came out with a joke tweet saying that if the 2017 dodgers end up celebrating a world series parade, he'd like to wear a 'yu garbage' jersey after everything that happened in game 7 of the series that year

his wife later stated something along the lines of how they weren't bitter about how the astros cheated the dodgers out of the series, and if anything that loss has turned into another developmental piece of darvish's life

this excrement is so fucked up

True. Kershaw in the 2017 World Series at home gave up 1 run in 11 IP with 15 Ks, one game in Houston 4.2 IP, 6 ER pitching with the lead. In his career with a 4+ run lead he was something like 104-0. Yet that Series contributed to the narrative that he can't pitch in the post season.

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/erinastrosfan/status/1218630393596993536?s=21

Comments. Astros fans are delusional.

“ It’s complete jealousy..😂😂😂 how do we get more play than their own team. Maybe they just want to cover winners. LOL”

“ WE HAVE ARRIVED!! Now we have as much global presence as the YANKS! I don’t care the reason!!! GO STROS!!!”

[IATA]

if you lived in houston, you'd pretend you were in a different reality as well

[delavan]

https://twitter.com/erinastrosfan/status/1218630393596993536?s=21

Comments. Astros fans are delusional.

“ It’s complete jealousy..😂😂😂 how do we get more play than their own team. Maybe they just want to cover winners. LOL”

“ WE HAVE ARRIVED!! Now we have as much global presence as the YANKS! I don’t care the reason!!! GO STROS!!!”

Mets advisor, ESPN sportscaster Jessica Mendoza blamed whistleblower Mike Fiers (later walked it back):

https://twitter.com/GolicAndWingo/status/1217790957091000321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1217790957091000321&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2020%2F01%2F16%2Fjessica-mendoza-mets-advisor-rips-mike-fiers-for-exposing-astros-cheating%2F

[d sw0rdz]

all a bunch of fvcking pvssies

the astros players are truly delusional. they were caught cheating, end of. they were caught

how can they go out there and take an 'us vs them' attitude like they're being hard done here? 'the mlb did their investigation, the astros complied with the investigation, that's all there is to it'. nah, how about you guys fvcking talk about how you willingly and knowingly created an elaborate cheating scheme that ruined the integrity of the game and ruined things for other teams and players? fvcking say it

gonna be so easy to root against them this year

[SixFeetDeep]

all a bunch of fvcking pvssies

the astros players are truly delusional. they were caught cheating, end of. they were caught

how can they go out there and take an 'us vs them' attitude like they're being hard done here? 'the mlb did their investigation, the astros complied with the investigation, that's all there is to it'. nah, how about you guys fvcking talk about how you willingly and knowingly created an elaborate cheating scheme that ruined the integrity of the game and ruined things for other teams and players? fvcking say it

gonna be so easy to root against them this year

Great post, this is exactly how I feel.

[AlioTheFool]

They're going to get booed in every house that isn't their own.

You have to wonder how many pitchers around the league are going to try to fit one in Bregman's or Altuve's ear.

[Italian Seafood]

Not a Yankee fan but this is great.



Gotta respect Rivera.

[SixFeetDeep]

“ Whit Merrifield on missing the 2018 ASG: "I'm going to consider myself an All-Star with all this stuff that's come out because Jose Altuve took my spot that game. So we'll put an asterisk by 2018 & on top of it, we'll go ahead and throw in a silver slugger for good measure."

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/sportsbycourt/status/1221151132430557187?s=21

Appropriate response to anyone saying fans are overreacting to this scandal

[d sw0rdz]

https://twitter.com/sportsbycourt/status/1221151132430557187?s=21

Appropriate response to anyone saying fans are overreacting to this scandal

who was saying this, the astros players?

their fvcking owner had to come out and say he's going to force them to apologize lmao. so when we do finally get one, it's going to be because their owner is making them, and not of their own volition.

fvck them

[d sw0rdz]

i wish there was just one reporter with an ounce of integrity who, after that bitch altuve was all 'just watch, come the playoffs you'll see us in the world series again', would ask him 'what does that mean, are you going to find another way to cheat?'

it's what needed to be said after their team's heinous fvcking display that day

[Johnny English]

We should also address, I think, how ludicrous it is that we're still signaling between pitcher and catcher with nail polish in the crotch. Why doesn't baseball just put a mic in the catcher's helmet and an earpiece in the pitcher's ear and then this all goes away?