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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2019, 11:48:32 AM »
Darnold can win games playing by himself?

Thomas, Crowder, and Griffin are all on the report so Sam may have to.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2019, 12:15:27 PM »
Thomas, Crowder, and Griffin are all on the report so Sam may have to.

Handoff to Powell 50 times, ice down Lach's foot after the game.

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2019, 01:31:58 PM »
Handoff to Powell 50 times, ice down Lach's foot after the game.

The genius is calling the plays, we haven't run the ball 50 time in 4 games.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2019, 05:17:59 PM »
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Blessuan Austin is one healthy starting defensive back along with Maye. Austin, a rookie from Rutgers, was asked if there is added pressure on the remaining healthy DBs.

“Pressure? We’re professional athletes, man. It’s our job to be out there and know what to do and be at the right spots at the right time,” Austin said. “It’s no pressure at all. It’s our profession to be ready to play ball out there.”

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2019, 05:35:22 PM »
It sounds like we're starting Bless Austin and Darryl Roberts at CB, no Brian Poole available, and no Jamal Adams. Jamal Adams' backup Mathias Farley is hurt too.


Why are the Jets favored again?

So that everyone can excrement on the Jets when they lose a game they were favored by 6 points in

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2019, 05:46:50 PM »
Who would have guessed Bless Austin would be our only healthy CB in Week 14?

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2019, 06:26:36 PM »
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he has the physical skills to be a good CB but it's also good to see that he's got the sort of confidence and attitude that's needed to make it in this league. i'm sure similar players with injury doubts in a similar situation would shy away from the sort of pressure that the nfl can impose on any player, but he's taking it head on.

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2019, 06:42:49 PM »
Darnold can win games playing by himself?

I cannot think of a better way for Gase to ignore the run game.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2019, 09:52:40 AM »
Apparently Bell has the flu and hasn't practiced all week. 


I think Gase has the Kevorka.  I've never seen a team get decimated this badly by injuries and bad luck.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2019, 11:02:05 AM »
Friend of mine is visiting from Chicago and I was offered tickets by my father in law.

"Dude I got tickets to the Jets game sunday if you wanna go (please say no), but don't feel like you gotta be obligated I have absolutely zero issue with getting a nice heavy brunch sunday morning and then chilling in the basement with three tvs and gambling opportunities (no really, please say no)."

"I've never been to MetLife and Bears play thursday night, i'd love to go!"

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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2019, 11:22:00 AM »
Friend of mine is visiting from Chicago and I was offered tickets by my father in law.

"Dude I got tickets to the Jets game sunday if you wanna go (please say no), but don't feel like you gotta be obligated I have absolutely zero issue with getting a nice heavy brunch sunday morning and then chilling in the basement with three tvs and gambling opportunities (no really, please say no)."

"I've never been to MetLife and Bears play thursday night, i'd love to go!"

excrement. Oh well. Home record is 2-1 this year, so there's that!

I have a feeling we're going to win. I'll be in a nice hotel room in Ft Lauderdale, packed up my weed for the trip yesterday.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2019, 11:41:01 AM »
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2019, 12:07:59 PM »
Tickets are apparently available for $12 on Stubhub, and the ticket office are offering 25% off purchases through them.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2019, 12:43:03 PM »
Tickets are apparently available for $12 on Stubhub, and the ticket office are offering 25% off purchases through them.
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Re: Week 14: Jets vs Phins
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2019, 01:33:08 PM »
Tickets are apparently available for $12 on Stubhub, and the ticket office are offering 25% off purchases through them.

Enjoy the blowout
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