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2020 MLB thread
« on: November 12, 2019, 09:48:45 AM »
Apparently Gerrit Cole's agent is asking for north of 300 million.


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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2019, 10:09:28 AM »
That's a lot of money for an agent.
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2019, 10:23:03 AM »
That's a lot of money for an agent.


I want to be a sports agent in my next life.
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2019, 11:22:27 AM »

I want to be a sports agent in my next life.


You could be the State Farm Aaron Rodgers guy so everyone can hate you more.
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2019, 02:04:01 PM »
So the Stros are a bunch of freaking cheaters.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2019, 02:06:08 PM »
So the Stros are a bunch of freaking cheaters.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2019, 02:06:29 PM »
https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/1194328007634227201?s=21

“ Some real CIA type excrement going on in Houston. CF camera, pointed at catcher, players and employees watch the feed just outside the dugout and decode signs. When an offspeed pitch is coming they whack a trash can loud enough for everyone on the field to hear.”
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2019, 02:30:49 PM »
You could be the State Farm Aaron Rodgers guy so everyone can hate you more.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2019, 02:31:02 PM »
When you remember that the Yankees went 0-4 at Minute Maid park in the 2017 ALCS
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2019, 03:01:20 PM »
When you remember that the Yankees went 0-4 at Minute Maid park in the 2017 ALCS

This past ALCS, during Tanaka's start, on a few occasions the camera caught him glaring into the Houston dugout after a pitch.
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2019, 03:02:17 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2019, 03:07:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/jomboy_/status/1194348775965437952?s=21

Uh, wow.



The part at the end about Hinch's comments really seals it. Like he says, "You sound like a pompous dick."
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2019, 04:14:35 PM »
Astros have released a statement:

“Regarding the story posted by The Athletic earlier today, the Houston Astros organization has begun an investigation in cooperation with Major League Baseball. It would not be appropriate to comment further on this matter at this time.”
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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2019, 05:29:27 PM »
Astros have released a statement:

“Regarding the story posted by The Athletic earlier today, the Houston Astros organization has begun an investigation in cooperation with Major League Baseball. It would not be appropriate to comment further on this matter at this time.”

this sounds like they know they're fvcked lol. if there wasn't anything to a story, they would just come out and say there's nothing there.

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Re: 2020 MLB thread
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2019, 11:10:15 AM »
LA lost to them in the World Series in 7.
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