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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2019, 12:08:37 PM »
Gase, Genius
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2019, 12:10:23 PM »
If he loses this week, I have to believe Gases seat is essentially on fire the rest of the week.

It also means either the defense gets lit up, or we turn the ball over 4 times today.
Both are possible.

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2019, 12:11:18 PM »
Let’s gooo
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2019, 12:11:39 PM »
Football!!!
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2019, 12:12:19 PM »
I thought Gase was playing 4D chess, thinking we could just take the roughing penalty and score on them again. Getting way too cocky.

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2019, 12:12:19 PM »
First down!

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2019, 12:12:19 PM »
That was pretty good, but let's not overlook how bad this defense is.
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2019, 12:12:48 PM »
Dolphins aren't even trying.

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2019, 12:12:50 PM »
I’m hoping it’s Dowell Loggains
What's he gonna do, sprain his gunt?

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2019, 12:13:36 PM »
What's he gonna do, sprain his gunt?

Broken jaw. Put two sweeteners in Adam's coffee instead of one.
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2019, 12:13:42 PM »
Announcers are treating the Jets like a Special Olympics kid that finished a race.

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2019, 12:14:21 PM »
Announcers are treating the Jets like a Special Olympics kid that finished a race.
Not far off.

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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2019, 12:15:01 PM »
What's he gonna do, sprain his gunt?
The details are irrelevant
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2019, 12:15:37 PM »
Over/under on Fitz picks?
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Re: 2019 Week 9: New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2019, 12:16:54 PM »
Quinnen!
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