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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2019, 12:30:57 PM »
Good hustle by Smith, whoever that is.
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2019, 12:32:28 PM »
There should be a forfeit option. There’s no point to letting this team play in it’s current state.
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2019, 12:32:41 PM »
I honestly don't think we'd beat the Dolphins right now.
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2019, 12:32:50 PM »
We're at the point of the season where I need to google who fucked up for the Jets. It's not Devin Smith. He bats the ball out of bounds, the possession isn't over. Instead, he picks it up, makes sure to stay in bounds, and we punt.

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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2019, 12:33:20 PM »
I am at a photography studio getting a family photo shoot for holidays cards, what am I missing so far?
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2019, 12:33:36 PM »
This.

Certainly worse than the 2005 season so far

I'd wager the 07 and 14 teams were worse than 05. What sucks is that this team seems even worse than all those three.

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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2019, 12:33:57 PM »
I am at a photography studio getting a family photo shoot for holidays cards, what am I missing so far?

Your balls, by the sound of that
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2019, 12:35:07 PM »
Your balls, by the sound of that
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2019, 12:35:14 PM »
Otw to the mall to get my pic with Santa
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2019, 12:35:48 PM »
The entire reason Gase was hired was for his supposed ability to get the best out of QBs, and now his apologists say he gets a pass because it's the QB's fault we suck.

I'm not giving him a pass lol. You can even criticize the playcall, which was stupid because I repeat, we are playing Luke Falk.

This is also on Douglas for just signing Gase's buttbudies to play QB. Osweiler with 0 prep would be better than this.


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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2019, 12:36:02 PM »
This.

Certainly worse than the 2005 season so far

Worst Jet team I ever saw was 1995, this team giving them a run for it.
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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2019, 12:36:11 PM »
DL on a RB? Brilliant

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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2019, 12:36:59 PM »
I'm not giving him a pass lol. You can even criticize the playcall, which was stupid because I repeat, we are playing Luke Falk.

This is also on Douglas for just signing Gase's buttbudies to play QB. Osweiler with 0 prep would be better than this.



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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2019, 12:37:15 PM »
Your balls, by the sound of that

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Re: 2019 Week 5: New York Jets at Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2019, 12:37:38 PM »
Gregg Williams is as bad as Gase
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