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« on: October 03, 2019, 11:54:26 AM »
A team we didn't have a LOL thread for. But now we do.

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@stefondiggs says he’s frustrated, not happy w the Vikings offense. Says he’s spoken to everyone & is always a team first guy. He says he hasn’t personally asked for a trade but when asked if there’s truth to the rumors he wants a trade Diggs says “there’s truth to all rumors”

Also, LOL at them paying $84M guaranteed to Kirk Cousins. Glad we weren't dumb enough to do something like that.
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2019, 12:10:13 PM »
I still don't think the Cousins signing is a bad move. Yeah he's expensive for his level of performance. But he's a legitimate starting QB. Not a top 10 one but not bottom 10 either.

By signing him they're able to go BPA and build a competitive team around him while eventually looking for a franchise QB to develop. Considering how expensive talented QB's are to draft and the degree of luck involved, I think the Cousins move was a good one

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2019, 12:12:04 PM »
A team we didn't have a LOL thread for. But now we do.

Also, LOL at them paying $84M guaranteed to Kirk Cousins. Glad we weren't dumb enough to do something like that.

Except...we were. Thankfully, Cousins didn't want anything to do with us.

Make no mistake, Duff was ready to bend over for Cousins.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2019, 12:23:38 PM »
Cousins was a product of no other options on the market when he was a free agent and a lot of teams needing a QB that bad. I never wanted him, we can think him indirectly for getting Darnold.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2019, 12:32:23 PM »
Except...we were. Thankfully, Cousins didn't want anything to do with us.

Make no mistake, Duff was ready to bend over for Cousins.

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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2019, 12:41:13 PM »
^ oh, you're a joke maker now.  Didn't get that memo.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2019, 12:45:30 PM »
I still don't think the Cousins signing is a bad move. Yeah he's expensive for his level of performance. But he's a legitimate starting QB. Not a top 10 one but not bottom 10 either.

By signing him they're able to go BPA and build a competitive team around him while eventually looking for a franchise QB to develop. Considering how expensive talented QB's are to draft and the degree of luck involved, I think the Cousins move was a good one

They built a team ready to compete and all they were missing was the QB. Now they have a team ready to compete and all they're missing is a QB and $28M a year.

The Cousins move has been an awful one.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2019, 08:51:50 AM »
They built a team ready to compete and all they were missing was the QB. Now they have a team ready to compete and all they're missing is a QB and $28M a year.

The Cousins move has been an awful one.
Yep. Cousins has been a disaster for Minnesota.

He was never great, but he was better than this. I think the pressure of the contract is getting to him a bit. That would have surely been the case here, too.

If we signed Cousins, we probably would have been able to draft:
- Quenton Nelson/Josh Allen at No. 6
- Braden Smith/James Daniels at No. 37
- Dallas Goedert/Donte Jackson/Connor Williams at No. 50
- Rock Ya-Sin/Jawaan Taylor/Greg Little/Greedy Williams at No. 34 this year

If we drafted well, we definitely could have made a Cousins signing work (and that's still a big if). But if Darnold turns into what we think we can, we will be fine.

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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2019, 08:52:30 AM »
Also, Stefon Diggs would look nice in a Jets uniform.

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2019, 09:31:39 AM »
Also, Stefon Diggs would look nice in a Jets uniform.

He would.

But i doubt Big Doug is interested in parting with any high round draft capital this year.  And i'm ok with this.  I have high expectations for his inaugural draft next April.
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2019, 10:53:54 AM »
13 mill a year and our first? For a premadonna malcontent wideout Ehhh

Especially since this is already a lost season

One or the other maybe but both? I'd rather have mediocre wideouts and improve the offensiveline

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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2019, 11:12:52 AM »
He would.

But i doubt Big Doug is interested in parting with any high round draft capital this year.  And i'm ok with this.  I have high expectations for his inaugural draft next April.

Me too. 3-4 more years and we might have a chance to be better than 5-11.
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2019, 11:50:41 AM »
13 mill a year and our first? For a premadonna malcontent wideout Ehhh

Especially since this is already a lost season

One or the other maybe but both? I'd rather have mediocre wideouts and improve the offensiveline
Diggs isn't worth a 1st. He's never played 16 games, he's only had one 1,000-yard season, and he will be owed a lot of money pretty soon.

If someone trades a 1st for him, they are overpaying.

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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2020, 07:54:26 AM »
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Details of the paycut that kept #Vikings LT Riley Reiff in Minnesota: He agreed to take his salary from $11M to $6M, source said. A $5M paycut. Reiff can earn back $2M of that with playtime incentives.
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2020, 09:57:26 AM »
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Vikings and Ravens finalizing a trade to send DE Yannick Ngakoue to Baltimore for a 2021 third-round pick and a 2022 conditional fifth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
 
Vikings initially sent 2021 second-round pick and 2022 conditional fifth-round pick to Jags. Now get most back.
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