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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2019, 10:49:10 PM »
Apparently part of why we signed Bertolet is we were able to get him with no money guaranteed, so we can basically cut him at any time that a veteran kicker becomes available

Long as we follow through gotta give it some credit

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2019, 08:44:46 AM »
Trade three 1st rounders for Greg Zuerlein
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2019, 10:41:15 AM »
excrement why not pay Jason Myers a little extra.
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2019, 01:00:44 PM »
excrement why not pay Jason Myers a little extra.
Jason Myers was a shitty kicker for a couple years, who was cut by the Seahawks early in camp last year.

Overpaying for kickers is rarely a smart decision. No team has proven that more recently than the Jets, who picked up Nick Folk, Chandler Catanzaro and Myers off the scrap heap and got great years from all three. It might bite us this year, but I don't regret not paying Myers $5M or whatever he got.

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2019, 04:19:23 PM »
Catanzaro played for us?

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2019, 04:20:40 PM »
Catanzaro played for us?
Two years ago

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2019, 04:45:10 PM »
Apparently one nfl team offered Carli Lloyd a spot on their roster (at least as a gimmick for the 4th preseason game)

I'd probably be more excited about trying her out over some of the trash were getting

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2019, 04:57:48 PM »
Apparently one nfl team offered Carli Lloyd a spot on their roster (at least as a gimmick for the 4th preseason game)

I'd probably be more excited about trying her out over some of the trash were getting

I'd love to see her get run over on a kickoff when she's the last line of defense.

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2019, 05:11:57 PM »
I'd love to see her get run over on a kickoff when she's the last line of defense.
I'd be more interested in the excrement the returner catches when she tackles him in the open field. 

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2019, 05:46:20 PM »
I'd love to see her get run over on a kickoff when she's the last line of defense.

I was curious how she'd compare to other kickers, and most of them still have a solid 30 to 40 pounds on her.

I imagine it has to be a concern, unless she's used exclusively for fgs

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2019, 12:03:11 AM »
tackling isn't bench pressing.  it's about leverage more than brute strength.

plus, we're talking about bringing down return men, not jerome bettis.  guarantee you this chick could bring down greg dortch

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2019, 12:07:29 AM »
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2019, 07:58:26 AM »
tackling isn't bench pressing.  it's about leverage more than brute strength.

plus, we're talking about bringing down return men, not jerome bettis.  guarantee you this chick could bring down greg dortch

I imagine taking down a return man is more about momentum

And momentum is mass based, and she's 130 pounds

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2019, 08:06:40 AM »
tackling isn't bench pressing.  it's about leverage more than brute strength.

plus, we're talking about bringing down return men, not jerome bettis.  guarantee you this chick could bring down greg dortch

Greg Dortch would eviscerate both of this broads ankles
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Jets kicker search
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2019, 09:47:34 AM »
Sign this beast
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