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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #105 on: September 10, 2019, 03:37:24 PM »
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #106 on: September 10, 2019, 03:56:38 PM »
I'd feel better if we'd just sign some old journeyman kicker everyone knows.  At least you'd know he's been successful at some point.  I don't care if he can hit a 60 yarder, just reliably hit a 30-40 yarder.  Is Morton Andersen still alive?  Bet he could hit a 30 yarder blindfolded holding a bourbon glass at 65 years old off the couch

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #107 on: September 10, 2019, 04:00:12 PM »
I'd feel better if we'd just sign some old journeyman kicker everyone knows.  At least you'd know he's been successful at some point.  I don't care if he can hit a 60 yarder, just reliably hit a 30-40 yarder.  Is Morton Andersen still alive?  Bet he could hit a 30 yarder blindfolded holding a bourbon glass at 65 years old off the couch
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #108 on: September 10, 2019, 04:21:43 PM »
I subscribe to the Joe and Evan podcast to listen occasionally. He was on the show today. I didn't listen, but I guarantee Joe asked him to come out of retirement.

Anderson seemed like a cool dude. He said he hasn't kicked a football since 2007. Said his planting leg was more important and it's shot, so he couldn't make a long kick. On the flip side he did guarantee he could make an 35 yard extra point.
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #109 on: September 10, 2019, 04:32:55 PM »
I subscribe to the Joe and Evan podcast...

Please tell me it's not $8.95/month.
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #110 on: September 11, 2019, 11:46:58 AM »
Gase on the new kicker. He's actually pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1171798036625940481

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #111 on: September 11, 2019, 12:27:23 PM »
Gase on the new kicker. He's actually pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1171798036625940481
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #112 on: September 11, 2019, 12:33:04 PM »
Gase on the new kicker. He's actually pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1171798036625940481

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #113 on: October 13, 2019, 12:30:11 PM »
Jason Myers is 3-5 with a missed extra point this season.

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #114 on: August 31, 2020, 07:49:25 AM »
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2020, 07:52:03 AM »
I can't believe with Gostkowski and Hauschka available....we're "sticken with Ficken" (i feel dirty for typing that).


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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2020, 08:06:13 AM »
I can't believe with Gostkowski and Hauschka available....we're "sticken with Ficken" (i feel dirty for typing that).


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Maybe we'll sign someone else to compete.  Probably too late. 

Weird excrement like this works out sometimes. Honestly, we could sign the best kicker ever and I would assume our team's foul odor would rub off on him and make him start shanking.  Maybe this is the ole' reverse psychology.  Sign the worst guy.

Maybe we just let Mann have both roles.

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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2020, 08:11:27 AM »
Maybe we'll sign someone else to compete.  Probably too late. 

Weird excrement like this works out sometimes. Honestly, we could sign the best kicker ever and I would assume our team's foul odor would rub off on him and make him start shanking.  Maybe this is the ole' reverse psychology.  Sign the worst guy.

Maybe we just let Mann have both roles.


Ficken was trash last year....but then so was Gase.  I guess the team is just being consistent.
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2020, 08:13:54 AM »
Ficken was trash last year....but then so was Gase.  I guess the team is just being consistent.

He hasn’t been horrible in camp, at least not recently. So there’s that.
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Re: Jets kicker search
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2020, 08:16:43 AM »
He hasn’t been horrible in camp, at least not recently. So there’s that.

I still think there are better options available.
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