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« on: June 13, 2019, 01:40:59 PM »
The Texans are so boring a team that it appears we've never had an excuse to start a loltexans thread. Until now.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2840874-ex-texans-gm-brian-gaine-accused-of-targeting-firing-african-american-employees

It comes as a huge surprise to me that Bob McNair would hire someone who behaved like this.
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2019, 02:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 13, 2019, 01:40:59 PM
The Texans are so boring a team that it appears we've never had an excuse to start a loltexans thread. Until now.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2840874-ex-texans-gm-brian-gaine-accused-of-targeting-firing-african-american-employees

It comes as a huge surprise to me that Bob McNair would hire someone who behaved like this.

Gaine scouted for the Jets from 1999-2004
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2019, 02:52:40 PM »
Not to mention the patriots now trying to target them for tampering and even make them trade for a new GM
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2019, 04:41:30 PM »
Dolphins are the current favorite to trade for Clowney

Would prefer him to go elsewhere, hopefully the 49ers or eagles land him. Either that or the Dolphins wildly overpay salary and compensation wise
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2019, 04:56:52 PM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on August 27, 2019, 04:41:30 PM
Dolphins are the current favorite to trade for Clowney

Would prefer him to go elsewhere, hopefully the 49ers or eagles land him. Either that or the Dolphins wildly overpay salary and compensation wise

Fitzpatrick and Clowney make them a 6 win team I think. Just enough wins to miss out on a blue chip QB hopefully.
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2019, 05:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Ornstein on August 27, 2019, 04:56:52 PM
Fitzpatrick and Clowney make them a 6 win team I think. Just enough wins to miss out on a blue chip QB hopefully.
They already have the Chosen Rosen though
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2019, 05:28:14 PM »
Quote from: Ornstein on August 27, 2019, 04:56:52 PM
Fitzpatrick and Clowney make them a 6 win team I think. Just enough wins to miss out on a blue chip QB hopefully.

I hope they tank for Tua.  He will stink in the NFL. 
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2019, 05:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Ornstein on August 27, 2019, 04:56:52 PM
Fitzpatrick and Clowney make them a 6 win team I think. Just enough wins to miss out on a blue chip QB hopefully.

Not sure what Clowney is worth, but I'd think they can get a 1st for him


Though Miami would be batshit crazy to part with their 1st in a year they have Fitzpatrick and Rosen as their QB's and are essentially in a full rebuild
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2019, 05:32:57 PM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on August 27, 2019, 04:41:30 PM
Dolphins are the current favorite to trade for Clowney

Would prefer him to go elsewhere, hopefully the 49ers or eagles land him. Either that or the Dolphins wildly overpay salary and compensation wise

Apparently he doesn't really want to go there, he wants Seattle or Philly. He's out of contract so I don't know how this works, he hasn't signed his tag so I guess he must have some fair leverage.
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2019, 05:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on August 27, 2019, 05:32:57 PM
Apparently he doesn't really want to go there, he wants Seattle or Philly. He's out of contract so I don't know how this works, he hasn't signed his tag so I guess he must have some fair leverage.

Well he has fair leverage because nobody is trading a 1st or 2nd round pick unless he signs an extension. So all he has to do is say I'm not signing an extension with Miami thus making his value that of an expensive one year rental

But I have no idea how him being out of contract works regardless. I'd imagine any trade is predicated on him agreeing to a new contract
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2019, 05:37:02 PM »
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However, a deal hasn't been done yet because there's one kind of big issue standing in the way: Clowney doesn't really want to play for the Dolphins.

Clowney won't play for the Fins, AB won't play for the Bills.  I'd laugh if we hadn't been Barred this off-season. 
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2019, 05:41:08 PM »
Quote from: reuben on August 27, 2019, 05:37:02 PM
Clowney won't play for the Fins, AB won't play for the Bills.  I'd laugh if we hadn't been Barred this off-season. 

No state tax, no QB to pay, and they have a lot less talent to pay than the 49ers or eagles.

I would wager Clowney can walk away with over 10 million more in his pocket with Miami than the other two. Not sure if that'll be enoguh to make him go to the circus, but that'll get a lot of guys attention
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2019, 11:24:18 PM »
Rumor is the Texans are offering Clowney and a 1st for Tunsil, and the Dolphins are asking for more than that


That'd be pretty shitty to see

Though if Clowney walks after a half year not so much
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2019, 11:56:09 PM »
Quote from: dcm1602 on August 29, 2019, 11:24:18 PM
Rumor is the Texans are offering Clowney and a 1st for Tunsil, and the Dolphins are asking for more than that


That'd be pretty shitty to see

Though if Clowney walks after a half year not so much

Laremy Tunsil is the best left tackle in football.  Trading him makes Miami worse. 
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Re: loltexans
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2019, 05:03:25 PM »
Apparently Clowney has been "adamant" he wants nothing to do with the Dolphins, sounds like Clowney to the Dolphins is dead
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