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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2019, 03:22:46 PM »
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2019, 08:03:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1138239879740088325?s=19

Goddamn right you were alone on that one, Daniel. 

I could watch Spies Like Us in its entirety right now, though.

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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2019, 10:42:21 AM »
Introductory press conference scheduled for 3pm EST
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2019, 02:22:44 PM »
Introductory press conference scheduled for 3pm EST

typical fluff piece.

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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2019, 04:42:27 PM »
I think we found our upgrade at center.

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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2019, 01:43:42 PM »
Sounds like the Mountain is on the verge of hiring Phil Savage according to Rapsheet
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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2019, 03:48:13 PM »
Sounds like the Mountain is on the verge of hiring Phil Savage according to Rapsheet
Quick tell me how I should react to this?

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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2019, 04:33:15 PM »
He also hired Chad Alexander and Rex Hogan
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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2019, 04:50:10 PM »
Quick tell me how I should react to this?

Pro: he drafted Joe Thomas

Con: he hasn't worked in pro football for 7 years (unless you count the AAF)

Pro: he has been running the Senior Bowl, so assuming he's involved in selecting the teams he presumably watches a lot of college football

Con: Adam Gase will probably fire him before the season starts anyway

Reaction to the news: meh.
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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2019, 06:10:44 PM »
#HireRex
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« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2019, 09:13:17 AM »
Looks good on paper, but I’ll reserve judgment for a little while.

I’m interested to see what Douglas does during camp and the preseason to build the bottom of the roster.

Expecting a lot of churn with the practice squad types and 45-53 spots on the final roster.

He’s always been about keeping homegrown talent and signing proven vets to fill key roles.

Corner is this team’s biggest hole and then he needs to look at the OL.
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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2019, 10:42:04 AM »
I'm sure mj2sexay is ecstatic that Joe Douglas hired the Megapowers for his front office.

Hollywood Rex Hogan and Phil MachoMan Savage.



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Re: Doug-E Jets
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2019, 11:52:54 AM »
Looks good on paper, but I’ll reserve judgment for a little while.

I’m interested to see what Douglas does during camp and the preseason to build the bottom of the roster.

Expecting a lot of churn with the practice squad types and 45-53 spots on the final roster.

He’s always been about keeping homegrown talent and signing proven vets to fill key roles.

Corner is this team’s biggest hole and then he needs to look at the OL.

I know he's not great, but why has this team not re-signed Claiborne? There can't be a decent argument that he's not better than Daryl Roberts, can there? Could it be he's asking too much?
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