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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 12:03:11 PM »
Costas is right, and I say that as a snowboarder. For me, any event that isn't judged by entirely objective criteria - speed, time, height, distance, weight etc - isn't a sport. Gymnastics, diving, figure skating - all very physically impressive events, but not really sport. A lot of the snowbarding stuff such as slopestyle falls into this category.

As for Team Canada, I'll let MB give you his views on the inclusion of Rick Nash.
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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 12:29:27 PM »
Nash is trash.


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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2014, 12:39:47 PM »
Didn't Putin steal Robert Kraft's superbowl ring?


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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 03:50:56 PM »
Costas is right, and I say that as a snowboarder. For me, any event that isn't judged by entirely objective criteria - speed, time, height, distance, weight etc - isn't a sport. Gymnastics, diving, figure skating - all very physically impressive events, but not really sport. A lot of the snowbarding stuff such as slopestyle falls into this category.

As for Team Canada, I'll let MB give you his views on the inclusion of Rick Nash.

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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2014, 03:21:06 AM »
Costas is right, and I say that as a snowboarder. For me, any event that isn't judged by entirely objective criteria - speed, time, height, distance, weight etc - isn't a sport. Gymnastics, diving, figure skating - all very physically impressive events, but not really sport. A lot of the snowbarding stuff such as slopestyle falls into this category.

As for Team Canada, I'll let MB give you his views on the inclusion of Rick Nash.

If snowboarding isn't a sport neither is skiing though

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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2014, 11:12:48 AM »
If snowboarding isn't a sport neither is skiing though

I'd say certain events would be, like the ski jump or the slalom. The less subjectivity, the better (in terms of calling it a sport).

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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2014, 09:52:13 AM »
If snowboarding isn't a sport neither is skiing though

Downhill skiing is judged by an objective criterion i.e. how fast you get down the course.
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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2014, 05:32:13 PM »
Downhill skiing is judged by an objective criterion i.e. how fast you get down the course.

Yeah I didn't get it either. But the least of which, those skiers are damn good athletes, it ain't easy to go down those courses without losing your derriere.
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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2014, 10:38:03 AM »
I love everything about this.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jan/20/jamaican-bobsled-team-raises-dogecoin-winter-olympics

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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2014, 07:52:33 PM »
Hahahaha.

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Re: 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics
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