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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2019, 05:16:55 PM »
Dortch is back

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2019, 05:19:53 PM »
The comments to the tweet are amazing

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2019, 06:46:24 PM »
Dortch is back

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2019, 06:53:42 PM »
Anyone check on SFD?  I hope didn't jump off a cliff before the news.  He might be masturbating on a subway somewhere.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2019, 06:56:21 PM »
Now we have Oreo punt returners

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2019, 06:57:53 PM »
Anyone check on SFD?  I hope didn't jump off a cliff before the news.  He might be masturbating on a subway somewhere.

He got married 48 hours ago, hopefully he's not been relegated to public masturbation already. It normally takes a bit longer to get to that stage.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2019, 07:01:57 PM »
AND WE BACK
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2019, 07:03:55 PM »
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@_GDortch: Best fans in NFL Football = Jet fans

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2019, 07:04:45 PM »
He got married 48 hours ago, hopefully he's not been relegated to public masturbation already. It normally takes a bit longer to get to that stage.

What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2019, 07:11:22 PM »
What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol

Building your Friars draft board?
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2019, 07:37:52 PM »
What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2022, 02:43:27 PM »
In case you haven't noticed, we're onto Rashard Davis now as the speedy return guy that people fall in love with in training camp.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2022, 05:50:27 PM »
Looks like ole Dortch might be starting for the Cardinals this weekend.

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