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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2019, 05:26:16 AM »


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Good now we can cut Crowder for cap space. /s

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2019, 07:05:50 AM »

Good now we can cut Crowder for cap space. /s

How's Dortch in the run game? Le'veon Bell is sure taking up a lot of our salary cap.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2019, 06:17:40 PM »
 

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2019, 06:38:41 PM »


That would be so badass if the pylons weren't made of memory foam and bags of sand. 

jk, still badass.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2019, 07:09:57 PM »


that is insane. something like that is a life threatening emergency. he fvcking kept playing football

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2019, 07:18:37 PM »
So he's an idiot?
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2019, 07:42:54 PM »
Biggest heart out of any prospect in the entire draft
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2019, 07:46:45 PM »
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I was pushed down and I guess I hit it the “right way.” It was a freak accident, and I got the wind knocked out of me. Growing up, my dad always said, “If you get the wind knocked out of you, then you find a way to get off the field because it’ll come back and you continue to play.”

Ok, sign Greg Dortch’s dad too
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2019, 07:59:18 PM »
that is insane. something like that is a life threatening emergency. he fvcking kept playing football
So he's an idiot?
I assume he didn't actually know his intestine got punctured.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2019, 09:16:39 PM »
I assume he didn't actually know his intestine got punctured.

of course. i was saying it as more of an 'after the fact' sort of thing. he was playing football with his life on the line and he didn't even know it. unreal toughness/determination

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2019, 01:29:42 PM »
Sources say Greg Dortch is turning heads at training camp
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2019, 04:08:57 PM »
Sources say Greg Dortch is turning heads at training camp
I called that

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2019, 02:32:51 PM »
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