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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2019, 09:03:00 PM »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw5xy25LyU

Some sick highlights.

Also I hope we never try to recreate that WR screen @ 00:50. Every offensive coordinator I can remember us having has put that play into our playbook and every offense fails at running it.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2019, 09:16:08 PM »
Finally...the prince that was promised.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2019, 09:19:34 PM »
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NFL Comparison
Jamison Crowder

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Overview
Smooth, fluid slot receiver whose smallish build is overshadowed by his toughness in the middle of the field and talent as a return man. Dortch is productive, but has issues finishing contested catches and will need to run his routes with greater focus and urgency in order to maximize separation from defenders. He has the hands and quickness to become a future starting slot, but there will be teams who scratch him from their board due to his lack of size.

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Strengths
Responsible for 39 percent of team catches and 36.6 percent of total receiving yards
Toughness cannot be questioned
Finished a 2017 game against Louisville after puncturing small intestine
Plays with fluid movement skills
Adequate quickness to separate from breaks
Leverages and snaps off route to open a catch box
Fights back against contact at route stem
Catches without fear with safeties bearing down on him
Able to drop and rescue low throws
Good elusiveness after the catch
Talented downhill returner on both punts and kick

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2019, 09:44:43 PM »
Gase loves his slot receivers.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2019, 09:46:18 PM »
Finally...the prince that was promised.

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I prefer "The Human Dortch"

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2019, 11:22:09 PM »
"Smallish build" is a very friendly description for a 5'7" dude.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2019, 11:42:18 PM »
"Smallish build" is a very friendly description for a 5'7" dude.


2 inches shorter than Welker, Steve Smith, Jamison Crowder, and TY Hilton. 3 inches shorter than Edelman, Tyreek Hill, Desean Jackson, and Golden Tate. 1 inch shorter than Tavon Austin.

Agreed that it’s definitely better the biggest barrier to him succeeding, but other short guys have made a career in this league.  If you can get open and make guys miss, it doesn’t always matter.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2019, 11:49:30 PM »
Jojo Natson (lol) is 5’7 and 153 lbs and returned punts for the NFC champion Rams
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2019, 11:56:53 PM »
Dortch has the same exact height/weight as Jakeem Grant on the Dolphins. Wonder if Gase would intend to use him the same way.

He averaged 29.7 yards per KR, 16 yards per PR, and 3.4 targets per game in the passing attack through 10 games until he got hurt last year.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2019, 02:32:09 AM »
Trenton Cannon better be the best gunner in the league if he wants to keep that roster spot. We've signed a few dudes to compete with him.
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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2019, 11:02:09 AM »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw5xy25LyU

ty ty

this is exactly the kind of terrible hip hop track highlight reel I was missing in the drafted player threads

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2019, 12:54:07 PM »
Cannon better be sacrificing animals for his roster spot at this point. between Montgomery and Dortch  I would be very nervous.

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Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2019, 03:45:49 PM »
ty ty

this is exactly the kind of terrible hip hop track highlight reel I was missing in the drafted player threads

That’s track 5 from Leveons album
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