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2020 Democratic Primary
« on: April 25, 2019, 06:03:06 AM »
Joe Biden officially announced so now that all the heavy hitters are in, it's time to get this shitshow started

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2019, 06:41:41 AM »
freak Bernie Sanders

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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2019, 07:34:32 AM »
These debates are going to be a shitshow. I’ve never heard of half of these candidates
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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2019, 07:38:21 AM »
John Delaney
John Hickenlooper
Jay Inslee
Wayne Messam
Seth Moulton
Marianne Williamson

Who are these people?




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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2019, 07:39:29 AM »
Looks like I’ll be voting for Deez Nuts again in 2020
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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2019, 07:57:53 AM »
there is a gay democrat running whose name is actually buttigieg. his name sports the term 'butt'

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2019, 10:15:18 AM »
Who gets us the best chance of improving our current excrement-storm of a situation?
Tom Brady kisses his kids like that kid from Glee who hung himself last week.

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2019, 10:45:04 AM »
John Delaney - former Maryland Congressman (1st to announce prez candidacy in 2017)
John Hickenlooper - former Colorado Gov. (originally opposed 'legal weed' as a co-owner of Wykoff Brewing Co.)
Jay Inslee - Gov. of Washington
Wayne Messam - Mayor of Miramar, Fl. -SEE BELOW
Seth Moulton - Massachusetts Congressman
Marianne Williamson - new age psychobabble author

Who are these people?

Seth Moulton was a starting wide receiver for the Florida State Seminoles during the year they won the NCAA Division I-A football championship, 1993. He was drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in 1997. 

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2019, 11:19:17 AM »
I'd be a lot more interested in seeing how Buttigieg's campaign plays out if he wasn't advocating for an expansion of the Supreme Court and the abolition of the electoral college.


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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2019, 01:28:04 PM »
Seth Moulton was a starting wide receiver for the Florida State Seminoles during the year they won the NCAA Division I-A football championship, 1993. He was drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in 1997. 

Ok, I’ll vote for him.

But really, why are these people running?
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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2019, 01:29:10 PM »
Who gets us the best chance of improving our current excrement-storm of a situation?

The one that runs the most effective “orange man bad” campaign. Right now it’s between Biden and Beto
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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2019, 06:04:40 PM »
freak Bernie Sanders

That dusty old turd burglar needs to stop running
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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2019, 06:05:05 PM »
I'd be a lot more interested in seeing how Buttigieg's campaign plays out if he wasn't advocating for an expansion of the Supreme Court and the abolition of the electoral college.
Literally his only redeeming qualities.

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2019, 06:09:29 PM »
These debates are going to be a shitshow. I’ve never heard of half of these candidates
Not all of them will make it to the stage.

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According to the DNC rules, candidates can qualify for the first two debates by either:

Receiving at least 1 percent support in three DNC-approved polls. Those could be in early state polls — Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina or Nevada — or in national polls between the beginning of January 2019 and the two-week mark before the first debate (a candidate could fall short but then qualify for the second debate if they meet the polling threshold two weeks before the July debate).

Receiving donations from at least 65,000 unique donors with a minimum of 200 donors in at least 20 different states.

Each debate will include no more than 10 candidates, chosen at random from the pool of those who qualify. Should more than 20 total candidates qualify, preference will be given to those who meet both criteria for polling and donations. (The criteria for the rest of the debates has not been announced, so it's unclear if they'll remain the same or change).

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Re: 2020 Democratic Primary
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2019, 07:42:38 PM »
edit:

John Delaney - former Maryland Congressman (1st to announce prez candidacy in 2017)
John Hickenlooper - former Colorado Gov. (originally opposed 'legal weed' as a co-owner of Wykoff Brewing Co.)
Jay Inslee - Gov. of Washington
Wayne Messam - Mayor of Miramar, Fl. -SEE BELOW
Seth Moulton - Massachusetts Congressman
Marianne Williamson - new age psychobabble author

Seth Moulton Wayne Messam was a starting wide receiver for the Florida State Seminoles during the year they won the NCAA Division I-A football championship, 1993. He was drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals in 1997.   

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