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Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« on: April 25, 2016, 11:04:42 AM »
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2016, 11:06:23 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 25, 2016, 11:04:42 AM
This doesn't make pretty reading.

https://twitter.com/AlexDunlapNFL/status/724623789875560448

This is the one from 2013, but seeing attempted murder can't make a team excited to draft him.  Makes things look quite sketchy for Baylor too.
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2016, 11:07:12 AM »
He's scumbag and Art Briles is scum for letting him join that program.
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2016, 04:47:21 PM »
He's also a really bad player.
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2016, 06:11:30 PM »
Sign this beast
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2019, 08:06:08 PM »
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2019, 08:19:53 AM »
Wow so it sounds like this chick deleted texts inviting Oakman to the bar that night, scratched/bruised herself to create fake injuries from the ‘attack’, and lied about the witnesses to the case. The DNA testing also found his semen in her mouth.
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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Re: Shawn Oakman charge sheet
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2019, 09:31:37 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 02, 2019, 08:19:53 AM
Wow so it sounds like this chick deleted texts inviting Oakman to the bar that night, scratched/bruised herself to create fake injuries from the ‘attack’, and lied about the witnesses to the case. The DNA testing also found his semen in her mouth.

Jeezus, she probably had one of his monster sperm stuck in her teeth.
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