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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #300 on: October 06, 2019, 08:50:12 PM »
SFD and his friends rolling up to the tailgate

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #301 on: October 07, 2019, 08:28:24 AM »
Sunshiner report:

Herndon and Copeland will be back. 
Hopefully Darnold will be back.
Mosley should be back. Maybe Jordan Jenkins.

Defense has been playing well despite being put in atrocious positions by our offense and being on the field non-stop. 

Special teams have been solid.

No matter what we do, our offense can't get much worse than the past few weeks, so only one way to go.

If Darnold's spleen is looking iffy, I will be forced to perform a parking lot splenectomy on JE to donate at gametime.

The Jets are by no means a favorite to win this week, but I think they should at least be competitive if Darnold plays.   

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #302 on: October 07, 2019, 09:20:14 AM »
Sunshiner report:

Herndon and Copeland will be back. 
Hopefully Darnold will be back.
Mosley should be back. Maybe Jordan Jenkins.

Defense has been playing well despite being put in atrocious positions by our offense and being on the field non-stop. 

Special teams have been solid.

No matter what we do, our offense can't get much worse than the past few weeks, so only one way to go.

If Darnold's spleen is looking iffy, I will be forced to perform a parking lot splenectomy on JE to donate at gametime.

The Jets are by no means a favorite to win this week, but I think they should at least be competitive if Darnold plays.   


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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #303 on: October 07, 2019, 09:24:48 AM »

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #304 on: October 07, 2019, 12:20:24 PM »

If Darnold's spleen is looking iffy, I will be forced to perform a parking lot splenectomy on JE to donate at gametime.


Might as well check him for heart worm too while you're at it. Not common in humans but these are the Jets.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #305 on: October 07, 2019, 12:34:16 PM »
Might as well check him for heart worm too while you're at it. Not common in humans but these are the Jets.
We may need to put him down at this point.  Its in his best interest as a Jets fan.

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #306 on: October 07, 2019, 05:06:55 PM »
We're in business boys

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #307 on: October 07, 2019, 06:38:30 PM »
Wooooooooo
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #308 on: October 07, 2019, 07:19:34 PM »
SFD and his friends rolling up to the tailgate


Hahaha I can’t wait to see your face when MS13 rolls up
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #309 on: October 08, 2019, 11:44:07 AM »
We may need to put him down at this point.  Its in his best interest as a Jets fan.

The old guy is struggling to get around. It's sad.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #310 on: October 08, 2019, 12:13:05 PM »
Sam is back!  Hoorah!!!

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #311 on: October 08, 2019, 01:20:06 PM »
Jeez, I really never go to games. $105 for tix?

Honestly, I may not even show up. That's a lot of money for me right now, and then to add tolls/gas/parking on top? For a team I have little desire to watch play right now? Plus my wife is already pissed that I'd be gone from early in the day until Sunday night (I didn't realize it was a late game).

Badger, I'll get the money to you ASAP. Not gonna stiff you. I'll let you all know if I change my mind about attending though.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #312 on: October 08, 2019, 01:23:13 PM »
Like I said earlier I can give you a ride to/from the game. Your neck of the woods is not out of our way.

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #313 on: October 08, 2019, 01:23:31 PM »
Jeez, I really never go to games. $105 for tix?

Honestly, I may not even show up. That's a lot of money for me right now, and then to add tolls/gas/parking on top? For a team I have little desire to watch play right now? Plus my wife is already pissed that I'd be gone from early in the day until Sunday night (I didn't realize it was a late game).

Badger, I'll get the money to you ASAP. Not gonna stiff you. I'll let you all know if I change my mind about attending though.

Toughen up princess. I thought I was supposed to be the one who hates fun round here? Come to the game and have some beers and enjoy yourself. Sam's back.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #314 on: October 08, 2019, 01:30:12 PM »
Jeez, I really never go to games. $105 for tix?

Honestly, I may not even show up. That's a lot of money for me right now, and then to add tolls/gas/parking on top? For a team I have little desire to watch play right now? Plus my wife is already pissed that I'd be gone from early in the day until Sunday night (I didn't realize it was a late game).

Badger, I'll get the money to you ASAP. Not gonna stiff you. I'll let you all know if I change my mind about attending though.

If you live in New York, there's zero excuse for you not to attend at least once.

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