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Do your personal life goals include "freak your way through a succession of beautiful SoCal girls while living in the nicest city in the 48"? Because if so then you're in good shape, and if they don't you should adjust your personal life goals.
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
Those shots are truly amazing but also directly correlate to me making an derriere of myself. I’ll take seven
My wife blames my final maple shot for me passing out during the game
Your wife is never allowed to complain about you being drunk at a game.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
I bring the same ones every time - maple whiskey from Quebec and vodka from Alberta. It doesn't have a name yet.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.
DO YA LIKE SAUSAGE??
I called it the “instadrunk” the 2nd tailgate. I guess it didn’t stick.
We were too drunk to remember
It's not Smirnoff, it's Alberta vodka. It's not a Canadian shot unless it's all Canadian.
What's the whiskey called I'm in Montreal and want to pick up a bottle
Sortilege. Are you in Montreal now? What's it like with the flooding? We're supposed to be going tomorrow.
I haven't seen said flooding but our airbnb cancelled on us because the place got flooded.
