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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #105 on: April 21, 2019, 08:10:13 AM »
It's not Smirnoff, it's Alberta vodka. It's not a Canadian shot unless it's all Canadian.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #106 on: April 21, 2019, 11:03:57 AM »
Which is why I’m coming up there to put a stop to that bullshit

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #107 on: April 21, 2019, 02:42:20 PM »
It's not Smirnoff, it's Alberta vodka. It's not a Canadian shot unless it's all Canadian.

You had some tasty shots the time I met you.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #108 on: April 21, 2019, 03:02:26 PM »
You had some tasty shots the time I met you.

I bring the same ones every time - maple whiskey from Quebec and vodka from Alberta. It doesn't have a name yet.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2019, 03:05:44 PM »
I bring the same ones every time - maple whiskey from Quebec and vodka from Alberta. It doesn't have a name yet.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2019, 03:18:27 PM »
The Manitoba



It was invented in Ontario using liquor from Quebec and Alberta. Manitoba had nothing at all to do with it except sit in the middle of them all looking dumb.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #111 on: April 21, 2019, 03:27:21 PM »
It was invented in Ontario using liquor from Quebec and Alberta. Manitoba had nothing at all to do with it except sit in the middle of them all looking dumb.
That makes it the perfect choice
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #112 on: April 21, 2019, 04:00:44 PM »
That makes it the perfect choice

OK then. The Manitoba it is. Strong, simple and Canadian.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #113 on: April 21, 2019, 04:09:38 PM »
OK then. The Manitoba it is. Strong, simple and Canadian.
I can’t wait to get super dumb off a few of them this fall
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #114 on: April 21, 2019, 06:49:09 PM »
So looks like I'll be in San Diego by December. Too bad they took the NFL away from there.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #115 on: April 21, 2019, 08:31:19 PM »
So looks like I'll be in San Diego by December. Too bad they took the NFL away from there.

Yes, but you'll be living in San Diego so I think we know who the winner is here.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #116 on: April 21, 2019, 08:50:02 PM »
Yes, but you'll be living in San Diego so I think we know who the winner is here.

I actually have multiple issues with this set of orders but those stem from the multitude of complications this puts on my personal life goals.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #117 on: April 21, 2019, 09:19:17 PM »
I actually have multiple issues with this set of orders but those stem from the multitude of complications this puts on my personal life goals.

Do your personal life goals include "freak your way through a succession of beautiful SoCal girls while living in the nicest city in the 48"? Because if so then you're in good shape, and if they don't you should adjust your personal life goals.
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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #118 on: April 21, 2019, 09:42:57 PM »
^ That’s a good price

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Re: 2019 Tailgate
« Reply #119 on: April 21, 2019, 09:45:09 PM »
Those shots are truly amazing but also directly correlate to me making an derriere of myself.






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