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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2019, 07:38:17 PM »

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2019, 09:12:56 AM »
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Dowell Loggains - C - Dolphins
Dolphins OC Dowell Loggains will interview for the team's head-coaching vacancy on Friday.

Loggains is expected to follow ex-coach Adam Gase to the Jets to serve as his offensive coordinator. Nobody really expects him to get the Miami head job, but wilder things have happened. Loggains has zero head coaching experience and proved to be a lackluster offensive mind in previous stops as the OC for the Titans (2012-13) and Bears (2016-17) before landing with Gase this past season. Miami is also interviewing STs coach Darren Rizzi on Friday.

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2019, 09:31:05 AM »
^ please god, let Crowell Doggains land that HC position.
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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2019, 09:37:34 AM »
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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2019, 09:50:37 AM »
Ross needs a yes man to preside over a garbage season or two while they ditch all their vets and tank for Trevor Lawrence, no good coach wants to be part of that.
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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2019, 09:56:38 AM »
If there's any justice of us Jets fans after the debacle with Gase, is that Ross would hire this clown as HC

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2019, 10:28:55 AM »

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Dowell Loggains has been an OC five times.

His offenses’ point and yardage total rankings:

2012 TEN (23rd, 26th)
2013 TEN (19th, 22nd)
2016 CHI (28th, 15th)
2017 CHI (29th, 30th)
2018 MIA (26th, 31st)


So, i get that he isn't calling plays...but i still don't want this imbecile in the building in any capacity. 
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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2019, 10:54:27 AM »
Are y'all partially judging this on his appearance?  You should be.

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2019, 11:35:09 AM »
So every guy?
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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2019, 11:36:20 AM »
No way he gets a HC job.  Maybe they are just doing him a solid by giving him an interview to get his name out there.

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2019, 11:52:02 AM »
I think OC matters way less than DC will. Gase will run the offense and pretty much control the development of Darnold and the offense. I won't be thrilled if Bowel Logjam is hired as OC, but I don't think it'll be the end of the world if he is...

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2019, 11:56:32 AM »
I think OC matters way less than DC will. Gase will run the offense and pretty much control the development of Darnold and the offense. I won't be thrilled if Bowel Logjam is hired as OC, but I don't think it'll be the end of the world if he is...

This, for sure. DC matters infinitely more.

I wouldn't prefer Downy "Pooh Corner" Loggins, but if Gase feels better with his good luck oompa-loompa around, I'll be cool with it.

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2019, 12:33:08 PM »
No way he gets a HC job.  Maybe they are just doing him a solid by giving him an interview to get his name out there.

Or just trying to freak over Gase by toying with his future OC

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2019, 01:08:20 PM »
It will probably keep you up for the 2nd straight night, hoo-ha.

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Re: Dowell Loggains Fan Club
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2019, 01:20:36 PM »
I hope Miami hires him so I don't have to look at these fruit basket avatars on here.
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