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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2235 on: April 24, 2020, 09:13:29 PM »
JE, we're Jets fans.

All coaches (except Gase) are amazing Year 1 and awful by Year 4.

All GMs are amazing Year 1 and awful by Year 4.

Douglas seems like a good GM, but he has not proven anything yet. But I'm fine giving him the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

I'd apologise for being objective but it would be a lie. I really want Douglas to be different but I'd rather celebrate when I know he is than regret it when I find out he isn't.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2236 on: April 24, 2020, 09:20:53 PM »
I'd apologise for being objective but it would be a lie. I really want Douglas to be different but I'd rather celebrate when I know he is than regret it when I find out he isn't.
You anointed him “Big Doug” yesterday

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2237 on: April 24, 2020, 09:22:01 PM »
You anointed him “Big Doug” yesterday

So you’re too late...no turning back now

He took an elite tackle and my bar is low. Today is a new day.

Until his players see the field we have no idea what he is.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2238 on: April 24, 2020, 10:40:22 PM »
say what you want about gase but all of his kids look exactly like him, from the mannerisms down to the crazy googly eyes. unreal gene penetrance and sperm power on display

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2239 on: April 25, 2020, 05:50:55 AM »
I hate to say it but my I have to agree with the guy that has orange crocs.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2240 on: April 25, 2020, 08:00:04 AM »
I hate to say it but my I have to agree with the guy that has orange crocs.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2241 on: April 25, 2020, 10:43:21 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2242 on: April 25, 2020, 02:33:11 PM »
Post malone?

You mean if he was giving a concert in my backyard, I would not open the shades? That would be a yes, but about JD.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2243 on: April 25, 2020, 02:34:58 PM »
Gase has been killing it in the draft. We really lucked out with him

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2244 on: April 26, 2020, 11:23:00 AM »
https://www.sny.tv/jets/news/why-the-pressures-now-on-jets-coach-adam-gase-after-the-2020-nfl-draft/313342694


This is essentially where every jets fan should be at starting next season.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2245 on: April 26, 2020, 02:27:32 PM »
https://www.sny.tv/jets/news/why-the-pressures-now-on-jets-coach-adam-gase-after-the-2020-nfl-draft/313342694


This is essentially where every jets fan should be at starting next season.
I think everyone would be in agreement there. If this team underperforms especially on offense this year Gase is gone. Our sights should be set on a wildcard berth, I don’t think that’s unreasonable.

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2246 on: April 27, 2020, 08:31:19 PM »
Looks like we hired the wrong Gase


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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2247 on: April 27, 2020, 08:59:42 PM »
Looks like we hired the wrong Gase



i can solve a rubiks cube and i have no business being anywhere near an NFL head coaching gig haha. but good for that kid, he was having fun. there was a point where he was trying to get his dad's attention while the camera was on them and gase completely ignored him the entire time. i understand that gase's head was probably deep in the goings-on of the team, but he's such a fuckin autist

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2248 on: April 27, 2020, 09:15:29 PM »
Belichick had his dog at the controls lol.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2249 on: April 28, 2020, 01:55:36 AM »
Has he? I feel like you all do this every time, get all excited about the new guy because he's not the old guy before he's demonstrated anything of actual value.

I'm as hopeful as anyone that he is the next Ozzie Newsome, but so far the most notable things that Douglas has done are:

- sign Ryan Kalil
- sign a bunch of second tier free agents ranging from McGovern (looks like a very tidy deal for a relatively decent player) to Fant (sounds like a lot of money for a swing tackle and jumbo TE)
- draft the guy that pretty much every single poster on this board who wouldn't have picked Wirfs would have drafted

You all did this with Idzik as well. Let's just wait and see whether he actually produces anything good, shall we?

To be fair Fant was a hedge. And while Conklin was/is the better player. He doesn't offer the hedge factor of fant

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