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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2220 on: April 23, 2020, 09:59:59 AM »
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2221 on: April 23, 2020, 10:17:12 AM »
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2222 on: April 23, 2020, 12:48:21 PM »
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2223 on: April 23, 2020, 03:52:40 PM »
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Adam Gase's offensive resume without Peyton Manning:

Yards per game rank

2015 - CHI (21st)
2016 - MIA (24th)
2017 - MIA (25th)
2018 - MIA (31st)
2019 - NYJ (32nd)

Points per game rank

2015 - CHI (23rd)
2016 - MIA (17th)
2017 - MIA (28th)
2018 - MIA (26th)
2019 - NYJ (31st)
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2224 on: April 23, 2020, 03:54:31 PM »
Graham Barfield @GrahamBarfield

Adam Gase's offensive resume without Peyton Manning:

Yards per game rank

2015 - CHI (21st)
2016 - MIA (24th)
2017 - MIA (25th)
2018 - MIA (31st)
2019 - NYJ (32nd)

Points per game rank

2015 - CHI (23rd)
2016 - MIA (17th)
2017 - MIA (28th)
2018 - MIA (26th)
2019 - NYJ (31st)
Offensive genius.

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2225 on: April 23, 2020, 04:06:17 PM »
Offensive genius.

He is, he's just been let down by Luke Falk and Brian Winters every single year.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2226 on: April 24, 2020, 01:38:39 PM »
He is, he's just been let down by Luke Falk and Brian Winters every single year.

Tannehill held him back in Miami!
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2227 on: April 24, 2020, 05:03:50 PM »
say what you want about gase but it took his autistic connivery to get that loser maccagnan out of here and now we have JD, who's been a breath of fresh air so far with his free agent/acquisition approach, the messages about team building that he communicates, etc.

we all have very good feelings about douglas right now and he wouldn't be here if it wasn't for gase. for all of his shortcomings one day we may say that gase's appointment here was absolutely necessary if only for the fact that we got a guy like douglas out of it

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2228 on: April 24, 2020, 05:11:15 PM »
say what you want about gase but it took his autistic connivery to get that loser maccagnan out of here and now we have JD, who's been a breath of fresh air so far with his free agent/acquisition approach, the messages about team building that he communicates, etc.

we all have very good feelings about douglas right now and he wouldn't be here if it wasn't for gase. for all of his shortcomings one day we may say that gase's appointment here was absolutely necessary if only for the fact that we got a guy like douglas out of it
Now we need Big Doug to pull the heel turn and send Gase down the river.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2229 on: April 24, 2020, 05:53:11 PM »
say what you want about gase but it took his autistic connivery to get that loser maccagnan out of here and now we have JD, who's been a breath of fresh air so far with his free agent/acquisition approach, the messages about team building that he communicates, etc.

Has he? I feel like you all do this every time, get all excited about the new guy because he's not the old guy before he's demonstrated anything of actual value.

I'm as hopeful as anyone that he is the next Ozzie Newsome, but so far the most notable things that Douglas has done are:

- sign Ryan Kalil
- sign a bunch of second tier free agents ranging from McGovern (looks like a very tidy deal for a relatively decent player) to Fant (sounds like a lot of money for a swing tackle and jumbo TE)
- draft the guy that pretty much every single poster on this board who wouldn't have picked Wirfs would have drafted

You all did this with Idzik as well. Let's just wait and see whether he actually produces anything good, shall we?
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2230 on: April 24, 2020, 06:42:10 PM »
JE hates swing tackles.

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2231 on: April 24, 2020, 06:55:46 PM »
Has he? I feel like you all do this every time, get all excited about the new guy because he's not the old guy before he's demonstrated anything of actual value.

I'm as hopeful as anyone that he is the next Ozzie Newsome, but so far the most notable things that Douglas has done are:

- sign Ryan Kalil
- sign a bunch of second tier free agents ranging from McGovern (looks like a very tidy deal for a relatively decent player) to Fant (sounds like a lot of money for a swing tackle and jumbo TE)
- draft the guy that pretty much every single poster on this board who wouldn't have picked Wirfs would have drafted

You all did this with Idzik as well. Let's just wait and see whether he actually produces anything good, shall we?
I agree but I like what he’s done these last few months.

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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2232 on: April 24, 2020, 07:05:56 PM »
I agree but I like what he’s done these last few months.

I have no problem with him but he hasn't actually done anything yet that impacts the field. I'm just saying we should hold off anointing him given he might spend the next two days drafting cunts.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2233 on: April 24, 2020, 07:07:49 PM »
I have no problem with him but he hasn't actually done anything yet that impacts the field. I'm just saying we should hold off anointing him given he might spend the next two days drafting cunts.
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Re: The Curious Case of Adam Gase - freaking Fired
« Reply #2234 on: April 24, 2020, 09:10:53 PM »
I have no problem with him but he hasn't actually done anything yet that impacts the field. I'm just saying we should hold off anointing him given he might spend the next two days drafting cunts.
JE, we're Jets fans.

All coaches (except Gase) are amazing Year 1 and awful by Year 4.

All GMs are amazing Year 1 and awful by Year 4.

Douglas seems like a good GM, but he has not proven anything yet. But I'm fine giving him the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

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