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Re: The OFFICIAL 2021 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #120 on: October 28, 2021, 09:22:38 PM »
Hiring Bob Melvin as manager.

Preller can stay [for now]
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2021 Slam Diego Padres thread
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2021 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #122 on: October 29, 2021, 08:53:44 AM »
N K Y T O W N

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #124 on: May 12, 2022, 11:07:34 AM »
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Hearing Padres are close to signing Robinson Cano
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #125 on: May 12, 2022, 12:58:31 PM »
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Hearing Padres are close to signing Robinson Cano

He looked absolutely shot so far this year (bat speed just looks totally gone), but why not take a flier considering they can use some depth at middle infield and a left handed DH option.

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2022, 02:27:43 PM »
Whether it was the gross brown & yellow...





...or the black and dark orange and lighter orange...



...or even the orange and blue.....


one thing we can all agree on is the fact that the Padres uniforms have been uniformly garbage over the years...


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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2022, 03:08:26 PM »
I like that pinstriped one.

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2022, 10:49:31 AM »
After (imho) stealing Hader yesterday, Padres have acquired Josh Bell and Juan Soto.

Whoooo boy.

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #129 on: August 02, 2022, 10:55:31 AM »
this ain't fair lmfaoooo

i at least hope he makes it to free agency, just to keep things as interesting as possible. would be nice to see him on either the yankees or mets

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #130 on: August 02, 2022, 11:29:02 AM »
If Hosmer ruins this I swear he will be the most hated man in San Diego

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #131 on: August 02, 2022, 11:31:05 AM »
If Hosmer ruins this I swear he will be the most hated man in San Diego

I hope he does...the schadenfreude would be at an elite level of entertainment.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #132 on: August 02, 2022, 11:32:27 AM »
I hope he does...the schadenfreude would be at an elite level of entertainment.

It sounds like there's a backup plan if he does since Soto was already informed he has been traded.

At least that's my current cope

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #133 on: August 02, 2022, 03:13:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/Padres/status/1554557658056626176

Officially official

The San Diego Padres have acquired outfielder Juan Soto and first baseman Josh Bell from the Washington Nationals in exchange for 1B/DH Luke Voit, shortstop CJ Abrams, outfielders Robert Hassell III and James Wood, left-handed pitcher MacKenzie Gore, and right-handed pitcher Jarlin Susana, President of Baseball Operations and General Manager A.J. Preller announced today.

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2022 Slam Diego Padres thread
« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2022, 07:52:45 PM »
Soto has a .202 average and .694 OPS as a Padre

.065 average (3 singles) in his last 15 games

This team is Jets level of cursed

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