2019 MLB thread

[SixFeetDeep]

Sig material

Bahahaha

[mj2sexay]

Three guarantees in life.

Death, taxes, and Khris Davis hitting .247.

[IATA]

giants of all teams, hand kershaw his first loss of the season, and first in 21 starts back to last july.

we may be terrible, but freak the dodgers

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/mlb/status/1138618617828925440?s=21

[IATA]

david ortiz is in an icu in boston after there was an attempted hit on his life in the dominican

shooter was paid less than 8k to murder ortiz, but somehow failed. they have like 6 people in custody in the dominican

shot in the back in a nightclub, in & out

[SixFeetDeep]

david ortiz is in an icu in boston after there was an attempted hit on his life in the dominican

shooter was paid less than 8k to murder ortiz, but somehow failed. they have like 6 people in custody in the dominican

shot in the back in a nightclub, in & out

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7137557/This-Dominican-model-caught-love-triangle-David-Ortiz.html

[AlioTheFool]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7137557/This-Dominican-model-caught-love-triangle-David-Ortiz.html

He supposedly told the original doctor in DR not to let him die because he's a good man.

I wonder if he was in the Dominican Republic searching for the reason he tested positive for steroids as a player. He should probably work together with OJ Simpson, another wrongly accused man. They could do the buddy cop thing and solve multiple crimes together.

[Badger]

He supposedly told the original doctor in DR not to let him die because he's a good man.

I wonder if he was in the Dominican Republic searching for the reason he tested positive for steroids as a player. He should probably work together with OJ Simpson, another wrongly accused man. They could do the buddy cop thing and solve multiple crimes together.

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1139743663737622529?s=09

[Johnny English]

On Friday the Jays lost 15-2 in Houston. Yesterday they lost 7-2. Today they won 12-0, with every single batter except Danny Jansen getting at least one hit and at least one run. This team is freaking stupid. (I did happen to see part of today's game and the 7-0 6th was one of the most badly pitched innings I can remember seeing in a long time, by some kid called Perez. For some reason they refused to pull him and I think I could have got wood on some of the meatballs he was lobbing over the plate.)

Also, what the freak are San Diego and Colorado doing? I didn't see the games but are they playing T-ball? 92 runs between them in 4 games is just ludicrous - the average score in that series was Padres 11 Rockies 12.

[Italian Seafood]

Also, what the freak are San Diego and Colorado doing? I didn't see the games but are they playing T-ball? 92 runs between them in 4 games is just ludicrous - the average score in that series was Padres 11 Rockies 12.

Coors Field still has its moments. A 4 game series there can be murder, you sometimes need to make roster moves just to have enough pitchers.

[IATA]

giants may be terrible, but at least we can pretty consistently beat LA.

[Italian Seafood]

giants may be terrible, but at least we can pretty consistently beat LA.

20 more times and you'll have a shot.

[Johnny English]

The Blue Jays' run differential is -84 for the season. -42 of that belongs to Edwin Jackson.

[Italian Seafood]

giants may be terrible, but at least we can pretty consistently beat LA.

To paraphrase Meatloaf, one out of four ain't bad.

freak anyone named the Giants. Motherfuckers.

[delavan]

Red Sox up 6-0 after 3 innings lose 8-7 to the Jays.  With the loss Boston drops 9 games beyond the NYY in the loss column.