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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #120 on: July 26, 2022, 08:01:40 AM »
Reminds me of Dante Hall

https://www.goupstate.com/story/news/2003/10/05/hall-loves-movie-scarface/29686189007/

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MIAMI -- It's unclear if this qualifies as heart-warming, but Kansas City Chiefs return specialist Dante Hall, who has returned a kickoff or punt in three consecutive games and six of the past nine has an odd movie hero.

He draws inspiration from Al Pacino's Scarface.

"I just love Scarface," Hall said. "You can look at that movie and get so many things out of that. The thing I love about the movie is there's a guy that came from nothing, absolutely nothing, and climbed his way to the top from nothing. I kind of like to try to take that role."

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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #121 on: July 26, 2022, 11:35:27 AM »
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Kyler Murray's 'study hall' clause is so unorthodox that not a single executive or coach reached by Yahoo Sports could recall ever even hearing of that kind of language inserted into such a high-profile deal.

Contract stipulates Murray must watch four hours of film per week.  Imagine needing to contractually obligate a quarter billion dollar quarterback to watch a football game. 

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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #122 on: August 03, 2022, 07:02:19 PM »
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34342237/arizona-cardinals-wr-marquise-brown-charged-criminal-speeding

Marquis Brown arrested for criminal speeding. No idea how far over the speed limit you have to be going to get arrested, but Brown managed it.
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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #123 on: August 03, 2022, 07:03:24 PM »
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34342237/arizona-cardinals-wr-marquise-brown-charged-criminal-speeding

Marquis Brown arrested for criminal speeding. No idea how far over the speed limit you have to be going to get arrested, but Brown managed it.

Zombie Al Davis crawling out of the grave to trade for him.
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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #125 on: October 09, 2022, 06:19:03 PM »
Ammmendola missing game-tying field goals after Kyler slides a half-yard short of a 1st down and spikes it.

Such a bad team

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« Reply #126 on: October 09, 2022, 07:10:13 PM »
Ammmendola missing game-tying field goals after Kyler slides a half-yard short of a 1st down and spikes it.

Such a bad team

This is why it’s so dangerous to pay a young QB who hasn’t proven himself in the work ethic department. If it explodes in their face it will be years before they can move on and get a replacement.

Huge part of the reason many wanted to move on from Sam rather than put ourselves in a similar situation
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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #127 on: October 31, 2022, 01:18:10 PM »
~ ABOUT MUFFS ~

There are marching muffs


and munching muffs


there are poetic muffs


and pathetic muffs


there's the band The Muffs


and head-in-her-hand-on-the-sand muffs


there are Euro muffs


and locally-made (ny) and russian-grade muffs



and then there's the Greg Dortch muff

https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/1586808777134596096



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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #128 on: October 31, 2022, 02:04:56 PM »
~ ABOUT MUFFS ~

There are marching muffs


and munching muffs


there are poetic muffs


and pathetic muffs


there's the band The Muffs


and head-in-her-hand-on-the-sand muffs


there are Euro muffs


and locally-made (ny) and russian-grade muffs



and then there's the Greg Dortch muff

https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/1586808777134596096



a fortnight of californicationintoxication done me good - what natural (and manufactured) beauty!

All this for a tweet about a muffed punt.  Classic delavan.

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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #129 on: November 07, 2022, 08:33:10 PM »
All this for a tweet about a muffed punt.  Classic delavan.
Uppity haranguing over a facetious dido.  Classic dildo.

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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #131 on: November 27, 2022, 09:04:44 PM »

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Re: lolCardinals
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2022, 08:39:26 PM »
https://twitter.com/K1/status/1598111384797339649?s=20&t=M70he2v147-HRNwHoMVi1w

I mean the dude has a clear statistical dip in the weeks following COD releases, and his team required him to include X number of out of office film study because he feels he is too good to need to study tape. He then drags his HC in the middle of a presser. Can you imagine the insanity the NY media would have had with that nonsense if he was our QB?
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